Jesus Antenna 

The hands up in the air that evangelical christians hold up while singing and praying.

Look at that crowd in the amy grant video! Every single one of em is holding up a Jesus antenna!

Jesus Antenna by Pray4rain October 24, 2010

jesus flip 

v. to lose control, flip over tables and go on a angry rampage.

The word is derived from the story of Jesus in Mark 11:15-18, where he found people doing business in the temple and started overturning tables an seats of the people, driving them out.

That final change the client requested made him do a jesus flip.

jesus flip by Zormal August 12, 2011

Jesus syndrome 

The combination of complexes and dogmatic teachings that create a pathetic personality process that makes the person feel they are 'Jesus like' in the way the world should view them and as they view themselves.

My roomate seems to have fallen into a Jesus syndrome. He feels the need to try to cure the world's ill, right the wrongs that people do unto others while rarely seeing his own passive-egotistic, funky-underwear-on-the floor faults that need corrected.

Jesus syndrome by Chasman January 8, 2007

jesus cat cracking christ

Invoking Jesus's name with the awesome power of a catylitic converter.

Jesus cat cracking christ Martha ! All of Bertha's children have 2 left feet !

jesus cat cracking christ by jeffbo April 29, 2009

Jesus Nut 

There are a number of different meanings for Jesus Nut among the commonest are:-

a) In US Army slang, to describe something or someone vitally important to an enterprise. Said to come from the mythical Jesus nut that, supposedly, holds on a helicopter’s rotors.
b) In US Army slang, as a term of contempt for someone with an over-inflated opinion of themselves.
c) An overenthusiastic Christian.

a) Jonesie's workin' on the radio again.
Yeah! He knows it's the goddam Jesus Nut when we're on patrol tomorrow.
b) Look at that STRAC REMF struttin' round. Who's he think he is, Jesus Nut to the whole goddam war?
c) That padre is a real Jesus Nut!

Jesus Nut by Croatalin December 6, 2013

jesus fucking christ 

the way italians say i haven't seen you for a while

jesus fucking christ man, i aint seen you since that shit went down with that cocksucker pontius pilate

jesus fucking christ by ray March 24, 2005

Jesus Quintana

An eccentric character from the film "The Big Lebowski", who competes against the protagonists in a bowling league. He is typically shown wearing a distinctive purple jumpsuit and licking bowling balls. Described by Walter Sobchak as "A sex offender, with a record! He did 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an 8 year old. When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he was a pederast."

You said it man! Nobody fucks with the Jesus. ~ Jesus Quintana regarding himself.

Jesus Quintana by thedudeabides March 5, 2012