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Jesus is an Astronaut

The act of ruining a deep, intellectual conversation with a random statement.
Scott: ... And that is why life is so confusing
Dean: Jesus is an Astronaut
Scott: Wait what?
by Dbert71 December 23, 2008
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Jesus Chrysler

A substitute for when people feel like saying Jesus Christ but don't want to. So they say Jesus Chrysler instead.
"Jesus Chrysler,That guy is being a real ass"
by SolidSnake1162 May 21, 2008
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jesus bolts

The "jesus bolts" are the small, high-tensile bolts that attach the rotor pitch control push rods to the swash plateon a helicopter.

If one of these bolts fails, then one of the 'copter's rotors will be decoupled from the cyclic/collective pitch control, which is generally thought of as a Bad Thing; they are so called because if you've led a good life, afther the failure Jesus is the next person you meet.

See also zero survivability incident
Pilot: "Is this thing good to go ?"
Engineer: "Yeah, we even gave you new Jesus Bolts !"
Pilot: "Gee, thanks."
by eighthofseven August 17, 2007
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Jesus Swagger

Someone who lives a life that reflects Jesus.
by jarridwilson May 1, 2016
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Plastic Jesus

A term used to describe someone puts on the facade of being holy when, in fact, they are not.
Yeah, he acts like he's offended by people's foul language, but he's not all that either because he's really just plastic Jesus.
by Ngstfld June 30, 2018
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Sweet Jesus

When you see a woman so beautiful she takes you by surprise
by Seny69 December 30, 2018
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cheesus jesus

the lord's lord.
WE PRAISED CHEESUS JESUS ON FETA FRIDAY ALL THE WAY TILL SWISS SUNDAY!!
by One Bad Banana October 16, 2011
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