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Hammer Head

When ur purple head is three times the size of ur Dangler.
KJ: Hey Greame why is ur purp head so big?
Greame Mann: Da Whaaaat?
KJ: Wow that must be a Hammer head.
Greame: FUCK YOU!
by Kyle Joudrey April 24, 2008
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Fart Hammer

After you have sex you slap the woman in the face, and as she turns around to look you fart on her face.
Rusty Harden gave me the fart hammer last night
by Dirty Dingus October 18, 2008
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Hammer

Hammer will assist users in getting and giving opinions and connect them with people having similar interests, for fast opinions, instant opinions, friends opinions, share opinions, exchanging ideas, opinions, and news. Moreover, users can post views and opinions along with comments on others' questions at hammerit.in.
Hammer will assist users in getting and giving opinions and connect them with people having similar interests, for fast opinions, instant opinions, friends opinions, share opinions, exchanging ideas, opinions, and news. Moreover, users can post views and opinions along with comments on others' questions at hammerit.in.
by Hammerit June 10, 2013
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The Hammer

One of the first performance Mercedes' made by AMG. The car was the tiny 300E body with a tuned 6 liter conversion of the 5.6 liter V8 from the 560SEC. The engine, bored and stroked with new headers and 4 valves per cylinder, put out close to 400 horse power. A Renntech version produced 440bhp and 440lb. ft. of torque. The engine was so big, the entire electrical system was moved to the trunk and the cooling system was converted to electrical to conserve space. One of the greatest sleepers of all time, this car can beat most anything out on the road. With more power than a modern Corvette and the modest looks of the 300E 2.8, this is an amazing collector vehicle that is worth a look.
My mechanic George just sold his AMG Hammer for 27,000 dollars.
by SGL the Third July 26, 2005
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Hammer slammered

The term Hammer slammered is used to describe someone who is beyond Sloshed.

Being the most pissed and feeling like you've been smashed in the face with a hammer.

This state of drunkness normally comes with a case of the sloshed face (Drooped mouth with tounge hanging slightly out), near impossible to stand up let alone walk, and quite possibly passing out. And you will wake up with beer squitz in the the morning.
Person 1: Did you see Jezza last night?
Person 2: Yeh he was hammer slammered, we had to carry him home.

Kin me n' Bezza got Hammer Slammered ont Kestrel Supas last night
by Kin Jezza January 11, 2012
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Hell Hammer

Thor's rival who stole Thor's hammer and makes fun of said norse god by calling him "Thor the Whore". A carpenter in/from the pits of Hell. The alter-ego of one Kooter Ray Cyrus. Also known to be drummer for the infamous metal band known as Mayhem.
Hell Hammer: Hey man, I'm hammering Hell!!!
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Jesus hammer

a Chritsian cross
preson1-im fuc*king shank u wit mah jesus hammer!"
person 2- What the he*l is that
person1-let me show you (pulls out a cross) (shanks person 2 with it)
preson2-da*n that hurt!
by Loren from lancaster December 8, 2010
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