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god by -indie-kid-- September 24, 2006
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The man people turn to when they have murdered someone because no matter how many people you murder God won't give a fuck as long as you don't talk shit about him.
(Me) - I just murdered everyone in the church... oh well god will be alright with it, it's not like I committed blasphemy or anything.
God by The God That Knows Everything May 6, 2015
God
Some jerky dude who was all like, "No Lucifer you cant have anything but I be God so I get it all!!!" Then he was all like, "I'll make a dude & chick from ribs & dirt & stuff!"
The he was all like, "Damn, even though I'm all powerful I messed up. Better kill all des people!"
Then In the end all Christians died & everyone was happy.
The he was all like, "Damn, even though I'm all powerful I messed up. Better kill all des people!"
Then In the end all Christians died & everyone was happy.
Dude one: I just finished Harry Potter, what now?
Dude two: Read the Bible God does all kinds of fake magic!!
Dude one: Head explodes
Dude two: Read the Bible God does all kinds of fake magic!!
Dude one: Head explodes
God by SheMightBeGiants June 16, 2015
God
Santa Clause for adults.
Atheist: I broke my leg.
Christian: Don't worry, I will pray for you, and God will make your leg heal faster!
Atheist: Tha fuck?
Christian: Don't worry, I will pray for you, and God will make your leg heal faster!
Atheist: Tha fuck?
God by The Adjonasis June 28, 2016