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God

(n.) the genderless eternal essence of the undefined; the force by which all life, and all existence, depends; and in human understanding, the equivalent of "love." Nearly impossible to describe, it is something that must be truly experienced to be understood. Much like attempting to describe the complex and wondrous tastes of a multi-course meal to someone who has never eaten before.
Person 1: God doesn't exist.
Person 2: I know, he IS existence.
Person 1: No, what I mean is that there is no such thing as god.
Person 2: How do you know?
Person 1: Because there is no proof he exists.
Person 2: Well, there's no proof he doesn't exist either.
Person 1: Of course not, you can't proove negative existence. You can't have evidence that something isn't out there, because only real things leave evidence.
Person 2: Is there a hippo in your living room?
Person 1: . . . huh?
Person 2: Is there a hippo in your living room?
Person 1: . . . no. Why?
Person 2: Are you sure?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 2: How can you be sure?
Person 1: Because I can look at my living room and see that there is no hippo there.
Person 2: Well, there you have it. You just prooved a negative existence.
Person 1: . . . oh my god. You're right.
Person 2: See?
Person 1: But still, there is no proof that god exists.
Person 2: There is no proof that YOU exist either.
Person 1: Of course I exist. People can see me, hear what I say, and can tell you of the effect I've had on their lives.
Person 2: A lot of people would say the same thing about God.
Person 1: . . . nuh-uh.
Person 2: Yeah-huh.
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creator of the universe
loves us - has always loved us, and will always love us
almighty - all seeing, all knowing
sent His only son to die for our sins, so that our imperfection would not keep us from joining him in heaven
has a plan for all of us
is always there for us - comfort, shelter, and strength.
"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life." - John 3:16

"'For I know the plans I have for you,' declares the Lord, 'plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.'" - Jeremiah 29:11
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God is love. God is real. The God of Abraham and Moses, father of Yeshua, created the Heavens and the Earth. No man comes to the Father except through Jesus Christ.
by TheBlizz January 7, 2010
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God is energy,energy can neither be created nor destroyed,it can be transformed from one form to another form.same way god is someone who is neither created nor destroyed,but he exists in everything on this earth and even the universe.he exists in every living and non living being,as god is not only energy but he is the source of energy...
there is only one GOd,he is neither begots and is nor begotten,hey he is Omnipotent...
by shireen August 27, 2005
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Our father in heaven. He created us! He is the reason for everything! We should honor, worship, and praise him! Glory to your name! Repent for your sins. Love God! God is Good! I love God!
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The being that caused more death than anything else.
Christian: Slay the infidels!

Muslim: Slay the infidels!

Jew: Slay the infidels!

Atheist: God.. what the fuck.
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A flying, invisible, all-knowing, managed to create an entire kingdom out of clouds, 50 foot tall and yet can also conveniently be 6 foot tall man, who, though he has been proved non-existant millions of times, still has millions of people blindly following him into heaven. Can also see what you're doing at any time so he can tell if you can get into heaven, although that sounds more like a paedophile than a god. Only known force able to defeat God is Chuck Norris. Known for tendency to kill other religions
How the hell can i bring an example of god to UD?
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