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there gos the G.O.D truck with my package
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1. The omnipotent super power who exists in all things of creation who enjoys totally screwing up my life until I complain and call him a b@stard and will then give me the inspiration and genius to correct it.

2. Also the creater of a bunch of illiterate b@stards who: can't type, spell, proof read, think for themselves, read his words and figure out on there own what he means, need spoon-fed by other morons the simple(but often wrong) facts, refuse to blame him for the bad because of fear, just sit at a computer and b!tch, and are generally sacks of worthless $hit....

3. The only real thing that should be feared.
1. GOD!! What the fu<k is the deal, you di<k?!? Oh, I see... Nevermind the whole di<k thing...

2. If I were God, he wouldn't exist.

3. Uh, sorry about that di<k thing in the first example dude. I was just proving a point.
by I'mGoingToHellForThis August 15, 2003
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The supernatural all-knowing and all powerfull creator of the world.
Many people believe there is no evidence of God and therefore deny God's existence, although there is a whole history book that logs the creation of our universe and the life of his son Jesus. The book dates back to times long before us, but nonbelievers think that modern day Christians pulled the book out of there ass.

The new testemant in God's Bible, gives the most in depth and perfect, and I stress perfect, writings on the philosophies of life.
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The big friendly giant hu lives in the sky amongst the clouds
"hey ash wat do u think god is like?"
"oh i dunno ive always seen him as the big friendly giant in the sky"
"ooooooook then"
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The Almighty Power, believed to be real by most religions, not by most scientists. Really, no one will ever know if he's real or not. Also (In Genesis 1) God creates the Heavens and the Universe, and all the animals and plants according to their kinds. Then he also makes humans. 2 humans, Adam and Eve, but Eve was tempted by the Devil to take a fruit from the "Tree of Good and Evil", which he gave to Adam, whom of which ate, thus bringing sin into the World. (God had told Adam and Eve not to eat from only that Tree). God also is supposed to come back for "The Rapture", and take all Christians back up with him, and banish all the non-followers, or "Atheists", to MANY years of suffering. Just read the book, "Left Behind" to understand more.
God is real, he is watching over us.

We need God as much as we ever have right now.
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An imaginary being that crazy people worship and kill others over.
Muslim- "Allah is going to burn you in hell boy"

Christian- "God is gonna send your ass to hell boy"
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good has two o's not one god is the wrong way
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