Stoma fucker

The "stoma" is a surgically created opening in the abdomen, usually for the purpose attaching a colostomy pouch. A "stoma fucker" is someone desperate, or depraved enough to fuck this hole.

That guy's a stoma fucker, he'd fuck anything with a hole

by drivelous August 29, 2009

Tooth Fucker

When someone is missing a tooth or multiple teeth and another person sticks their dick in the void repeatedly. Commonly used amongst gays.

That carny is probably a tooth fucker.

by bustap949 September 15, 2009

Skull Fucked the Bering Strait

To commit a minor faux pas

Nigel, you seem to be wearing white shoes. It is past Labour Day!

Oh bothers Greggory, I seem to have skull fucked the Bering Strait.

Indeed so!

by El Fuego de la Pasión February 1, 2010

cock fucked

(V) to be destroyed or beaten at something so badly that you associate the pain with an object being inserted into the tip of your penis

Damn that guy (most likely black) just shut you down in bball homeslice. He totally cock fucked you.

by GetJEWED December 19, 2014

Done fucked up

When you do something you didn’t mean to

Me: I done fucked up.
My friend: How?
Me: I accidentally drank my dead moms ashes thinking it was Gatorade.
My friend: You done fucked up.

by Risoh June 7, 2018

SHIT MUNGIN MUTHA FUCKER

A PERSON WHO HAS A ANIMAL AND THEY SHIT AND PISS AND PISS PUDDLES ALL OVER THE SIDEWALK AND WAIT FOR THE RAIN TO WASH IT AWAY.

ON MY PAPER ROUTE I WALK UP TO THE HOUSE AND ON THE SIDEWALK THIS SHIT MUNGIN MUTHA FUCKER HAS LEFT SHIT BALLS ALL OVER THE WALK AND I FEEL LIKE I'M PLAYING FUCKIN HOP SCOTCH.

by MONEY FOR NOTHIN April 29, 2009

food-fucked

Feeling sleepy and/or lazy after eating a large meal. Also known as "The Itis".

"I just got myself food-fucked at the Chinese Buffet down the street. I'm gonna go take a nap."

by Mark71 October 15, 2007