Free Bird

The Female act of not wearing underwear.

Woman's version of Free Balling or Going Commando

Dude 1: No VPL on that chick?
Dude 2: Must be a free bird.

by Little Bobby Tables from xkcd August 1, 2008

free willy

When you've worked up such a throbber that when some girl unzips your pants to give you a hummer, you spring forth and poke her eye out harpoon style.

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

Mitchell Free

One who has a small penis. Loves seth penis in his mouth, ear, nose, penis, and between his arm and leg. Has a Fetish for monkeys in nazi zombies. Has been to every base between 5 and 100. Likes making loud orgasm noises in his sleep.

You are Mitchell Free.

by Bobby Lee1234 August 21, 2009

Free Throw

The act of shitting before your ass hits the seat

"I didn't think I was going to make it to the bowl. Luckily, I dropped my pants in time to free throw it!"

by NEO LEO January 2, 2014

suger free

1. A term used to describe an organization, event or person that does not promote white people.

1. I went to that Fifty Cent movie last night but felt unsafe, it was suger free

by hacknasty February 7, 2010

Free-lippin' it

Basically like free-ballin', but for girls. It's sleeping with no clothes on.

My roommate is free-lippin' it tonight after a few too many drinks.

by Alteffore808 August 2, 2009

Free Rub

when your in someone else shower or public shower, such as dorm showers or something, and you use shampoo that was left there as lube to jerk off.

Dude, i found some great free rub in the shower to get off with

by Lee Austin October 15, 2010