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Dildo

Something That Girls Shove uP Their Tight Little Pussy 😫😫😫🤤
Sarah is stressed out. She grabs her dildo and puts it on max. She wants to Moan loud. It turns on men 🥴🤤
by Heyislei May 20, 2019
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Nutty dildo Rider

To be covered in your step uncle's semen while riding a dildo on the roof
Do you see that nutty dildo Rider

Yeah I wish I was him right now
by I love molesting children inem September 10, 2023
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Dildo Baggins

Dildo baggins loved using his exhaust pipe after a long day of driving the UPS truck around Mordor.
by AKACHANCHIBI September 27, 2019
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sausage dildo

When a female shits in a condom,ties it off and uses it as a dildo
Susan could not find her purple dildo so she made a sausage dildo
by Big jhonny August 31, 2016
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Dildo Dick Combo

When the male is wearing a strap-on on his ass and he has a male or female on each side and is penetrating both with his penis and strap-on; greatly exaggerating the thrust so you get good action on both sides.
Gabe, paired with John and Johniffer has a great time using the Dildo Dick Combo.
by Gabriel Liedel November 24, 2019
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dildo

1. basically a plastic penis for when you have no friends to have sex with
2. a city in newfoundland, canada
1. "aw i have no friends :(, atleast i have this dildo!"

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Person 1: "hey you ever heard of dildo?"
Person 2: "that sex toy? yeah, what about it"
Person 1: "no the city in canada dumbass"
by laddrink November 6, 2022
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dildo pool

a pool with a giant dildo in it
person: omg wanna swim in ur dildo pool?
person 2: yas
by Cult of the Beyond Hater May 26, 2022
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