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Darvaza Diddle

A Darvaza Diddle is the act of eating super hot wings without washing your hands, then inserting your fingers in the vagina or anus of your sex partner leading them to feel as though the orifice in question is a giant burning pit. Also known as the Eye of Sauron.
My husband had three-mile island wings from hooters last night and gave me the Darvaza Diddle, my vagina felt like the gateway to hell!
by TheVeryGreatest December 7, 2021
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No Dadded

When you beat the shit out of someone in a dealer in CRIMINALITY BETA on The platform known as ROBLOX, or one 'tap' someone with an ithaca (preferably 'super shotty') while they are at 100% health points.
GET NO DADDED FUCKER!
brooo i got no dadded at 100% health, what the fuck is this game?
by Phromes January 4, 2022
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jack diddley fuck

To do nothing. The word fuck at the end makes it worse than just doing jack diddley.
All my coworkers do all day is jack diddley fuck and I always have to clean up after the lazy bastards.
by jimmybomm April 21, 2022
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Scum Diddly

Any branch of the Scrum Diddly franchise that is situated outside of Dun Laoghaire
Claudia: Man I could really go for a Scrum Diddly's right now, there's one in my local Penny's
Jamie: Don't do it dude! that's just a Scum Diddly's their Scrummy Tups are gross
by Mando Wando June 14, 2022
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minor diddler

A: jeez have you seen gene from that very not normal regular show??
B: Yeah! he's such a minor diddler!
by dumpstr December 26, 2022
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gosh diddily darn

what onyx says instead of cursing
gosh diddily darn i woke up late for work
by leslays January 18, 2023
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“Poof Diddle”

“Poof Diddle” is the file name of the Epstein-style blackmail video that Sean “Puffy “ Combs’ owners hold over him to keep him under control.
Did you hear Puff Daddy got the R.Kelly treatment?

Yeah, apparently the video’s file name was “Poof Diddle”. Thankfully there’s no need to see it to know what he was up to. Guess he decided to stop playing ball with the small hats.
by Forrest View October 12, 2022
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