Perfect drunk

An alcohol induced coma that nearly removes all sense of awareness yet creates and maintains a blissful state of being. Complimented by the miraculous avoidance of potential social and biological hazards, this drunk cannot be sought but only stumbled into.

"I don't know what's going on, and I don't remember what I just said." - Jeremy perfect drunk

by Macro, Son, Semen, Steve January 30, 2009

Rob Drunk

To drink alcohol in surplus amounts with no respect for one's appearance, coherency, and personal safety until inevitably vomiting and passing out.

"Man I was so fucked up last night, i was definitely rob drunk."

"Dude, you were rob drunk last night."

by PallMall May 13, 2010

i'm not drunk

A statement repeated by girls when they get drunk, especially ones who can't get enough attention when they are sober. This is interchangeable with "I'm SOOO DRUNK."

*yelling while on stipper pole*
"I'M NOT DRUNK" "I'M SOOO NOT DRUNK"

by Ryland Brack November 8, 2007

e-drunk

typing while intoxicated without fixing multiple errors even though the author knows they are messed up

"im gonna be home thyis weekend htougha"
"dnt ethn necut weekend forr breeak"

by Bastard_Kid_Kris March 3, 2005

Vern-Drunk

When you get so smashed that you perform crazy antics, you become known by everyone at the party as "the drunk guy" and you don't remember a single thing the next morning.

"Man, I was so Vern-Drunk last night that i banged a crack-smoking hooker and now i've got herpes!"

by WLU October 21, 2005

Love Drunk

Boys Like Girls' second album, released September 8th 2009.

Donna: Oh my gosh, I can't wait until Love Drunk comes out!

by denidork June 20, 2009

drunken shit show

An individual who is so intoxicated they have zero control over themselves. As a result they lose track of time, place, and setting and either hook up with the first thing they see or coil into the fetal position until the worst is over.

"Yo brah look at that bittie"
"Oh shit son, she is a drunken shit show"
"Word"

Lindsey usually on weekends but at times weekday nights, especially Halloween.

by Michael John Scoott November 21, 2007