e-dating

maybe you like someone on the internet and want to date them? then you fucking have esex and you connection fails casuing you not to talk TO THEM FOR THE NEXT 6 YEARS, or they just get bitches irl and leave you alone.

''I love e-dating because girls irl will not show me any affection so i can catfish online!''

by ccfvr August 21, 2021

Hell-by-Date

A hypothetical kind of life-clock that would show the exact date of death of any evil/Hell-bound individual. This device is still undergoing construction.

A person who is paying a huge price for rent or something might say, "Hey when's my landlord's Hell-by-date?"
And the answer would automatically be, "June 27, 2999."

by smoke muffin June 18, 2021

Hate-Dating

Dating with a romantic interest fulled by a mutual, passionately burning hate of one another and only physical attraction. Usually preformed with a Calignious Partner; a Kismesis (see on-site definition).

"I've been hate-dating this girl for a while now. I hate her guts but at least her backside has something to show me!"

by Koraichu September 14, 2022

Date Shake

When one cums in anothers belly button and then sucks it out with a straw

Daril enjoyed his date shake with Kevin in the dirty south.

by Dateshakelover May 10, 2022

Friendship date

Noun: when two friends go on a date.

Hey sherry, let’s get Indian food, it will count as one of friendship date.

by Koopatroopa036 May 18, 2022

quazi-date

A date when you try to find out if the other person is interested, (around other people)

I tried to arrange a quazi-date

by Shockerman March 22, 2004

Dumpster Date

Men Online dating in mostly Western World with entitled delusional women

I had a Dumpster date the other day.....

I got a dumpster date comin' up

by Tubeman777 December 21, 2020