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Armistice Day

November 11, formerly observed in the United States in commemoration of the signing of the armistice ending World War I in 1918. Since 1954 it has been incorporated into the observances of Veterans Day.

-- American Heritage Dictionary, 4th Edition
EXAMPLE:

"So this book is a sidewalk strewn with junk, trash which I throw over my shoulders as I travel in time back to November eleventh, nineteen hundred and twenty-two.

"I will come to a time in my backwards trip when November eleventh, accidentally my birthday, was a sacred day called Armistice Day. When I was a boy . . . all the people of all the nations which had fought in the First World War were silent during the eleventh minute of the eleventh hour of Armistice Day, which was the eleventh day of the eleventh month.

"It was during that minute in nineteen hundred and eighteen, that millions upon millions of human beings stopped butchering one another. I have talked to old men who were on battlefields during that minute. They have told me in one way or another that the sudden silence was the voice of God. So we still have among us some men who can remember when God spoke clearly to mankind.

"Armistice Day has become Veterans' Day. Armistice Day was sacred. Veterans' Day is not.

"So I will throw Veterans' Day over my shoulder. Armistice Day I will keep. I don't want to throw away any sacred things.

"What else is sacred? Oh, "Romeo and Juliet", for instance.

"And all music is."

-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions" -- Preface (page 6).
by Dinkum September 3, 2013
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zerofucksgiving day

The term given to a day at work when you just don't want to be there. Often accompanied by a special shirt or hat and a smart ass attitude.
Oh happy day, another shift at my dead end job. ..... Happy Zerofucksgiving Day!
by weedsharks November 11, 2014
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valentine's day

A legal prostitution day where the male buys the female a box of candy just so she will put out once a year.
i am getting you this box of cocao for valentines day- please have sex with me.
by Monkey Man February 2, 2004
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Mole Day

As Pi day is celebrated by all the math geeks out there, Mole day is affectionatly welcomed by all of the science geeks, especially all the chemistry majors. It is celebrated October 23 and commemorates Avogadro's Number (6.02 x 10^23), which is a basic measuring unit in chemistry.
by my45inferno August 15, 2007
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vag for days

A girl has or is suspected of having a wide and/or loose vagina. Also known as a ho or slut.
Friend: Dude, that chick is such a slut.

Other Friend: Yeah man, she prolly has vag for days.
by adubbb January 21, 2010
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nipple day

The 6th of every month is dedicated to the nipple. It is soon to be a national event. On the 6th of every month, grab, lick, bite every nipple you can find (except cows)
last nipple day i grabbed andrews nipples
by Anita Whore May 11, 2008
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Labia Day

Another name for Labor Day, used to make it more interesting and suggestive of what the day could be used for.
-What are you guys up to this Labia Day?

-On Labia Day? What do you think?
by Doctor Science September 6, 2011
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