Reddit Cop

A self-appointed internet detective who treats every subreddit or comment thread like a crime scene. Usually spends their time “investigating” gang activity, rap beefs, or conspiracy theories using Google MyMaps, Genius lyrics, and decade-old articles. Loves saying “source?” and “this set isn’t real” while never having left their bedroom.

“Only a Reddit Cop would think a YouTube video from 2014 makes a fake gang like WSDMGC73 ‘active’—mind you, these clowns weren’t even in the video!” — LA local

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025

Female Cop

A woman that is sworn to protect and serve the community she lives in. Most usually are very beautiful and a lot of them like Cubs or another Officer. She makes arrests drives all over the jurisdiction and writes tickets to those that run redlights or speeds exessively. When they Are at home they do what people do in spare time watch TV feed their cats or dogs Mow the lawn talk to one of their neighbors cook. Most can be very nice but some are rude.

"A Brunette Female Cop is in a relationship with a male employee who works at the Local Hardware store."

by Will700 December 21, 2023

Copping

to buy something

I'm out copping some food, what about you?

by cruelkame September 10, 2022

Paid to park cop

A cop whose job is to sit and find people to pull over/ A cop who is parked like a crime scarecrow.

“Make sure you drive slow, I saw two paid to park cops on the home earlier”

by D1CKNB@LLS July 26, 2024

Rent-a-cop

The lowest form of life on earth. Many of them failed psychological tests at the police academy and are pissed off they couldn't be real cops. They spend their time harassing people who have broken ankles for leaning on things while waiting in line and screaming at and running off paying customers who are just minding their own business. They also all drive shitty, broken-down cars and get no pussy because they get paid like 10 dollars an hour.

God created rent-a-cops so people who make a living bottoming in anal scat porn would have someone to look down on.

by enfant terrible October 3, 2023

Mini cops

Adorable stress balls usually annoyed at their parents for various reasons and into trying not to blow up earth collectively

I don't like beat cops as they eat my food and I definitely don't like riot squads as bean bags hurt but mini cops with the chocolate factory rock and roll(all kids) and should always be respected

by Cody5050 January 22, 2022

Cop block

When you refuse to talk to police.
Because- No Good Can Come Of It.
And the ones that say , good can come of it, are fucking backstabbers that have no empathy, no soul, no conscious OR are still looking for their missing grand baby....

Na, man, don’t you do it. Cop block that pig.

by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022