Connor

Lover of hounds; hound nobleman

Hey Connor, how was that bitch last night? | Oh it was great, I'm living up to my name

by I dont know.. July 18, 2010

confirm-plus-gurantee-chop

A statement used when someone is so sure/confident that he/she is correct about something, that he is willing to have his head chopped off if he is proven wrong.

Of course this is a scam. 100%. I confirm-gurantee-plus-chop.

by Kua September 3, 2005

Connie

Term used to discuss cocaine, like "mary jane" was for pot.

Who wants to party with Connie tonight?

by Mikew71772 August 28, 2006

Connor

A fat sweaty retard with the means of doing nothing but viguriously masturbate all day watching 24 hour long jelking compilations. If you see or meet a Connor, you will immediately feel a sense of regret and remorse for the parents who have birthed them. Consulting an obortionist if it isn't too late to remove this useless seed is the best tip I could provide.

Man #1: Have you met Connor?
Man #2: I'd rather kill myself.

by memeware March 19, 2018

Conner'd

Losing a two-pair hand in Texas Hold'em to a three-of-a-kind.

Boy, he really Conner'd me that time!

by TexasHoldemSlang April 9, 2008

connor bird

someone who has a striking resemblance to charlie from always sunny. people with this name are known to be alcoholics and usually break a lot of shit while drunk. he may be gay?? he is also a chain smoking varsity athlete with stockholm syndrome and what is refered to as a "bird point".

oh no connor bird is drunk again, hide your children

by Fancypants213 February 25, 2009

Connor Acronym

When you use an acronym in an email, chat, etc that you just made up. It's not one of those famous ones like "lol" or "lmao" or "rofl" . ONLY TOTAL IDIOTS DO THIS

Person 1: do you like cupcakes?

Person 2: nilc

Person 1: nilc?

Person 2: oh, its stands for No I Like Cookies

Person 1: pleez, don't use a connor acronym

by cupcake_man May 5, 2010