Cherry Condom

One day in grade 5 a boy brought a bag full of cherry flavored condoms to school, he thought it was his lunch. He put a condom over the water fountain and it was never used until the next year

Shrek: is that a cherry condom donkeee
Donkey: yahh it is
Shrek: can I suck you with it on?
Donkey:ohh yes

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

blanket condom

Tightly wrapped blankets around a person

I was really cold, so I made myself a blanket condom to warm myself up. I feel great now!

by Glenny Baby May 3, 2018

Human condom

A random pirate from the east blue who wants to become a pirate with his stretchy condom powers

The human condom just beat a flying dragon

by Bryan._.fash October 7, 2023

Karaoke condom

A sanitation cover used in microphones on Karaoke machines for hygienic purpose

"Dude let me hit the bathroom first.. While that, won't you put the Karaoke condom on the microphones?"

by GolferA October 8, 2015

The condom biting thing

When a person or character opens a condom with their teeth while looking into their partners eyes. Its hot.

'A dominant person/character looking through their eyebrows, making eye contact with their lover as they bite the corner of the condom wrapping and rips it open with their teeth.' This is the condom biting thing. Again. Its hot.

by Weeb22 April 24, 2022

Condom

What every parent who has a kid named David Zachary shoulve worn to prevent the mistake they made.

Who in the Hell names their kid David Zachary. Shouldve just used a condom if they wanted to name their kid that.

by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020

Glass Condom

A glass condom is a condom filled up with big pieces of glass that is then swung around and thrown on the ground in order to shatter all the glass into smaller fragments.

The condom is then used on the male penis to create a new sort of pain mixed with pleasure during sexual intercourse.

1. Me and my boyfriend tried this new trick last night called “glass condom”, it was very bloody
2. Did you see Gab last night? His penis was bleeding everywhere cause his girl used a glass condom on him
3. If you dont shut up I’m gonna use a glass condom on you!!

by GlassCondominator October 15, 2019