cool story 

when someone says something really weird. akward, or something no one cares, about, so you say cool story to be sarcastic and show that you didn't care.

"So I got buger king the other day cause my mom had a coupon for free whopper, buy one meal get one free. so I got my food and took it out to the truck. well I was driving and I wanted a drink of my coke. so I tore open one end of the straw paper and blew into that. And the paper shot off to the passenger side vent! Then I laughed and forgot about it" - Daniel

"Cool story" - Bri

cool story by supbro!?! February 13, 2010

cool-aide 

A reference to the drink that killed over 900 people in 1978. Followers of Jim Jones, members of The People’s Temple, living in Jamestown, Guyana, were convinced, coerced, or otherwise forced to drink cool-aide laced with cyanine and some other fun substances that caused their deaths.

The term “don’t drink the cool-aide” refers to what has become an almost blind following of faith in government, news programs, corporations, etc. If someone is “drinking the cool-aide”, it means they are swallowing (no pun intended) the rhetoric without questioning the motives. Or, more bluntly, believing the lies they are being told.

"Our city is prepared in the event of an eartquake, flood, other natural disaster or terrorist attack. Want some more cool-aide?"

"The reason we are paying $<insert outrageous price here> for gasoline is because there is a shortage of petroleum. Here, have some cool-aide."

"We are consolidating positions and restructuring our organization to enhance communications and be better prepared to compete in a global economy. Pick up your check and enjoy our complimentary cool-aide."

cool-aide by Big G Dawg September 28, 2005

cool mr croc 

the act of having sex with 6 girls whilst playing your own drum n bass tune at an event of over 6,000 people in full view of everyone....expecially people named tristan.

oi tristan, take back the croc.

cool mr croc by rich March 10, 2005

Cool Story, Bro 

A way of saying "I don't care what you're saying but I'm gonna go ahead and say I liked the story."

Usually used after listening to a long story or gossip.

Cool story, bro.

Cool Story, Bro by omggirl456 June 15, 2011

Cool Math Games 

A bunch of games that have noting to fucking do with math

Teacher: Y'all can play cool math games after your homework cuz i dont really give a shit
Middle schoolers: HELL YEAH!

Cool Math Games by alliebrynn April 18, 2019

cool beans 

good, cool , the desired outcome

you got the tickets? COOL BEANS!

cool beans by juice November 3, 2002

Cool Hat 

An invisible hat worn by one who is "too cool" to let loose and act like kid again. Hats are typically worn by those who are just entering college and trying to look like a bad ass.

See that guy, standing off to the side, who refuses to play this ice breaker game with us? Man, he needs to take off his cool hat.

Cool Hat by WMU Orientation September 6, 2009