Cave Dwelling

The act of inserting your penis in to a woman's mouth, without the girl performing any type of sucking or blowing. Simply sitting there with a penis lodged in her oral cavity, keeping it there for extended periods of time (e.g. 20 minutes to an hour). Usually an act performed by those of the Mormon (LDS) religion, since some asshole made a rule that they can't have any sort of sexual fun before marriage.

Dave told me he went cave dwelling with Kim for like 45 minutes last night.

Yeah, he gave her a fat grizzly bear when he finished...

by poonslayer6969 October 9, 2011

assed up from the calves up

used to describe a woman (usually) hu has a saggy arse.

boy 1: man! that hoe sho is assed up from the calves up!

boy 2: fligga is talking crazy. mo fo has some bitchin arse. i'd sho like to slap up, slap down and slam on that!

boy 1: fo shizzle!

by xTruth_Hurtsx May 18, 2007

Cock Cave

A gaping anal cavity.

After an evening of hard anal sex, my partners cock cave was easily visible.

by Mike Inches June 24, 2007

cavegamer

someone that stays inside all day and plays videogames

Mitch is such a cavegamer, i haven't seen him outside in 2 years.

by the bowman October 17, 2007

thatched cave

A particularly hairy vagina.

Yeah, that date with Polly was a total washout. It was all going well until we got down to some serious chimping - then she dropped her panties and revealed her thatched cave.

Man, I couldn't go down on that - would've been like Frenching Chewbacca.

by Wizards Sleeve June 10, 2005

underwater cave diving

The simultaneous act of carefully performing a hand stand while giving analingus.

I heard that girl Jaquanda will do anything in the sack. That dude Rodney from down the street said he went underwater cave diving last night!

by 1628Rex January 30, 2009

Bear Cave

Spending a Friday or Saturday evening by yourself at home.

I will be in my bear cave Friday night. I need rest.

by silverseal September 18, 2011