Chairass

When you sit on a chir so long your ass starts to hurt. All your friends laugh at you because of this.

Josh: "Hey! Why weren't you at soccer practice today?"
Kyle: "I got chairass from playing too much W.O.W. last night!"
Josh: "hahaha! You fail at life!"
Kyle: "Um... remember how you got chairass last week?"
Josh: "*cough* yeah, well, um... that was... DIFFERENT. Okay?"

Kyle: "Haha I think that you fail more than I do"

Josh: "My ass still hurts."
Kyle: *ROFL (literally)* "Ow-mine too!"

by lvvrgrl June 16, 2009

Cairns

a tiny city in far north Queensland where all the fuck-heads live.

the best gangs kids and fuck go to school at cairns high and redlynch state schools.
the rich snobs go to saint monica's, saint Augustine and T.A.S.

the kids whose parents want them going to a "good school" send them to saint mary's catholic college but don't realised heaps of fuck boys and pedo teachers are there and fights happen 24/7. also, phones are eternally banned.
the area where majority of kids hang out is cairns central or centals/centralz if you are defined as "cool/popular".

cairns is a city for scum kids.

by skeetskeetyeetyeet October 4, 2018

cairn

Southern slang for carrion. Putrid, rotting flesh.

The buzzards were flocking to eat the cairn.

You ain't a man until you've sat down and ate breakfast next to a pile of cairn.

by 6doublefive321 February 8, 2009

Claire the bear with funky hair

An Mtv celebrity. Very well know. Famous back up dancer. Really awesome. She is now an old lady

Claire the bear with funky hair was famous on MTV

by i<3clairedabearwithdafunkyhair January 14, 2010

Claire’s

A store specialising in ear piercings, fluffy pens and toxic makeup. However the worldwide stores have gone extremely low down in the popularity scale after they stopped selling One Direction merchandise

“Claire’s? I haven’t heard that name since I was an innocent preteen in 2013 entering the store to purchase a One Direction keychain, One Direction purse, One Direction doll, One Direction lifesize cutout and a pair of squidgy earrings”

by beefy orange May 31, 2018

Claire

Claire... Where do I even begin? She's everything. If you can even get her to go out with you, you're one lucky mother fucker. She is stunning, and I'm not just talking about her looks. She has the sexiest body you've ever seen which can suck because of precum. She's a freak in bed but you could also take her home to meet your family. All your friends will love her. She has a beautiful smile and the softest pink lips. Claire will be shy when she first meets people but once you get to know her, she's fucking hilarious. Everyone needs a Claire in their life. Aside from being sexy as hell, smart, sweet,funny as fuck, and charismatic, she has a KILLER voice. Her voice sounds like a fresh spring rain. You better hold on to her and never ever let her go.

Joe: I am the luckiest person that ever lived
Marissa: Because you're hot, athletic, loaded, and smart?
Joe: No, I just asked Claire out AND SHE SAID YES!

by Matt77261 March 27, 2020

high-chair

One sitting on the tank of his motorcycle, with his legs over the windscreen/front cowl, and then wheelieing.

See stuntlife.com for pictures.

by Reg October 17, 2003