Chris Brown

(verb)The act of violently beating something/someone mercilessly, usually someone who is defenseless. To fully achieve the Chris Brown, one must leave bite marks and leave the victim completeley helpless. Resembles raccoon attack but not quite.

Alexa; I'ma Chris Brown your greasy ass.

Cora; Bitch, I'll get a raccoon on yours.

by hairobsessed March 24, 2009

mc chris

MC Chris is one the greatest white rappers ever. He sings such songs as 'The Tussin' and 'Fette's Vette'. His website is mcchris.com. He also helps on such adult swim shows as Seabab 2021 and Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

MC Chris is the best white rapper ever.

by Taylor March 5, 2005

Chris Brown

To beat a woman up. Using various methods is allowed. Slapping, Hitting, Biting, and Punching.

I'm about to go Chris Brown on her face if she doesn't start listening to me.

by Chris Browns Hand February 21, 2009

Chris Brown

To beat and abuse someone.

He told her to shut up before he Chris Brown her.

by koox March 20, 2009

Chris Brown

To beat someone down just like he did Rhianna

Yo dat bitch gave me herpes...so I had to Chris Brown dat ass nigga!!!!!

by Brian Stannie February 10, 2009

Chris Browned

To have hit one's girlfriend or wife.

"YO, Justin just Chris Browned his girlfriend!"
"Oh shit!"

by taylorrrrrrb February 10, 2009

Chris Brown

A slang term used to describe an act of domestic violence or abuse.

"Sarah's eye is all bruised, what happened to her?"

"Oh, her BF gave her the Chris Brown."

by JG112 February 26, 2009