n/v. Femal in connotation. A girl that you would never contact during daylight hours. She is someone you meet up with late at night typically past 2am as a last resort because you know a cave cricket is nocturnal, out and about, and down. The ultimate goal
when soliciting a cave cricket is to mate. Not seen
Or heard from during day night hours. Night night.
Jersey origins.
Synonyms - whore
when soliciting a cave cricket is to mate. Not seen
Or heard from during day night hours. Night night.
Jersey origins.
Synonyms - whore
by PaulGold August 4, 2014
Get the Cave Cricketmug. ( originating from 'the male cave' described in John Gray's Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus):
A nicer or more offensive way-depending on the context- telling someone ' please don't talk to me right now.
A nicer or more offensive way-depending on the context- telling someone ' please don't talk to me right now.
Emily: Carl we can't afford to live in this apartment anymore, we need more income.
Carl: Emily go back to your cave, I'll have to think about how to best handle your request. I have to think about how to get a better paying job.
Carl: Emily go back to your cave, I'll have to think about how to best handle your request. I have to think about how to get a better paying job.
by Sexydimma April 9, 2021
Get the go back to your cavemug. by Jmaktheknife June 7, 2024
Get the hate cavemug. The nickname given to many of the uncles who have gone rogue and decided to sleep in caves. They traded their beds for sleeping in 4 feet of water and green bugs. Just a miracle, they used to be proctologists.
uncle cave used to choke and sputter on the pond water that sloshed into his mouth nocturnally. then he figured to tape his mouth shut, so that when he sleeps in 4ft of water and green bugs nothing violates his mouth. uncle cave's body is a temple
my only worry about uncle cave is that he's blind. my poor blind uncle could wander into a public restroom & sleep, hands and legs in the toilet, because he confused the smell with his bed of water and green bugs
my uncle cave almost died last weekend. He lives in a cave and there was a record amount of water from the sky (rain). He normally sleeps in a bed of 4 ft of water & green bugs but it was 9 feet of water by morning
hello I am uncle cave is it's okay to bring a tinder date back to my cave? my bed is 4 feet of water & green bugs
I guess of all my uncles uncle cave likes caves the best. he sleeps in one standing up, in 4 foot of water & green bugs. I love uncle cave and he gets hoes
many have tried to ding dong ditch uncle cave and all have failed. it is because he has no doorbell. and no door. He Lives in a Cave (always worried about it)
if uncle cave was a prostitute, he told me he would be as cheap as possible. he just wants to make people happy. also she would smell like shit no demand
my only worry about uncle cave is that he's blind. my poor blind uncle could wander into a public restroom & sleep, hands and legs in the toilet, because he confused the smell with his bed of water and green bugs
my uncle cave almost died last weekend. He lives in a cave and there was a record amount of water from the sky (rain). He normally sleeps in a bed of 4 ft of water & green bugs but it was 9 feet of water by morning
hello I am uncle cave is it's okay to bring a tinder date back to my cave? my bed is 4 feet of water & green bugs
I guess of all my uncles uncle cave likes caves the best. he sleeps in one standing up, in 4 foot of water & green bugs. I love uncle cave and he gets hoes
many have tried to ding dong ditch uncle cave and all have failed. it is because he has no doorbell. and no door. He Lives in a Cave (always worried about it)
if uncle cave was a prostitute, he told me he would be as cheap as possible. he just wants to make people happy. also she would smell like shit no demand
by pink and orange girl August 13, 2022
Get the Uncle Cavemug. by DJ JA May 23, 2017
Get the Slugs in the cavemug. by Tom Downs May 24, 2006
Get the cave grebomug. “Holy shit dude, I just had a cave-in!”
“Why is their shit on my fucking fingers? I guess I had a Cave-in!”
“Why is their shit on my fucking fingers? I guess I had a Cave-in!”
by Testicool42 December 19, 2024
Get the Cave-Inmug.