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Nerd Cave 

1. Room 213.
2. A dark room, corner, confined or enclosed area which nerds go to hide from the outside world, especially sunlight.
3. An enclosed area where nerds may thrive, without contact with the outside.

New inhabitants of the Nerd Cave are called "Nerdlings".
1. Nerds tend to in the Nerd Cave during times of intense sunlight.
2. Nerds may hibernate in Nerd Caves for long periods of time.
3. The annual Nerd-a-thon will be held at the Nerd Cave.
4. Scientists have discovered that the Nerd Cave is where the evolution from humans to nerds begins.
Nerd Cave by nerd.cave.213 January 29, 2012
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Nerd Cave 

A really, REALLY messy room with a tapered ceiling, LED lights, at least 3 easily accessible electronics, empty soda cans, and huge curtains always covering the (optional) windows.
"Man, I went to Jeremy's place the other day, his room's a total Nerd Cave."
Nerd Cave by homeboyofthecave January 18, 2023
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Nerdcave 

A nerd's lair; a bachelor pad complete with a computer on a desk with ready access to the Internet (where occupants spend the bulk of their time when not sleeping), world-canceling features such as a door or noise-reducing headphones, and a respectable number of comforting knick knacks (ie collectibles, south park memorabilia, Todd McFarlane posters, etc.).

examples include but not limited to:

Steve Carell's house in 'The 40 Year Old Virgin'

Josh Baskin's apartment in the movie 'Big'

The bat cave (that dude held on to everything)

your place (you know who you are)
"I don't shave when I'm chillin' in my nerdcave, get baked like everyday my birthday...." - mc chris

"dude, your place is such a nerdcave"
"awe come on"
"you've got more video games then a teenage asian kid"
"its not that much"
you've got a figure of....is that the six million dollar man's boss?"
"Oscar Goldman. Thats worth way more then Steve Austin"
Nerdcave by Dynomutt September 24, 2011

nerdcave 

A place where little nerdies devise their mathamatical plots to take over society and make everyone learn math D:... yah... thats a nerd cave...
ex.1 TO THE NERDCAVE! *dananananaaaa* nerd face! nerd face!

ex.2 Gay guy #1 Holy shizz, your room looks like a nerdcave

Gay guy #2 what the hell!? my room is pwnfull you @$$#0|3!!!
Gay guy #3 You all are evil noob pricks T_T

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026