Cave Dwelling

The act of inserting your penis in to a woman's mouth, without the girl performing any type of sucking or blowing. Simply sitting there with a penis lodged in her oral cavity, keeping it there for extended periods of time (e.g. 20 minutes to an hour). Usually an act performed by those of the Mormon (LDS) religion, since some asshole made a rule that they can't have any sort of sexual fun before marriage.

Dave told me he went cave dwelling with Kim for like 45 minutes last night.

Yeah, he gave her a fat grizzly bear when he finished...

by poonslayer6969 October 9, 2011

get caked

To be pwned.

In laymans terms: To be severely beaten in a video game or other activity

Get Caked noob your soo bad at this game !

by Alex Hayashi October 23, 2006

Cock Cave

A gaping anal cavity.

After an evening of hard anal sex, my partners cock cave was easily visible.

by Mike Inches June 24, 2007

cavegamer

someone that stays inside all day and plays videogames

Mitch is such a cavegamer, i haven't seen him outside in 2 years.

by the bowman October 17, 2007

Caged Sausage

A fat chick who wears clothes entirely too small and is entirely too large.

OR

A chick who you can tell will someday be a fat chick.

That girl eats a lot. Someday she will be wearing the same clothes and exploding out of them like a caged sausage.

by cagedsausagelover December 28, 2010

cakedick

The state of having dried semen on your genitalia, which in turn acts as a "frosting" to your soft moist penis.

Dang man, I accidentally cakedicked myself last night

by Bobicus December 4, 2014

thatched cave

A particularly hairy vagina.

Yeah, that date with Polly was a total washout. It was all going well until we got down to some serious chimping - then she dropped her panties and revealed her thatched cave.

Man, I couldn't go down on that - would've been like Frenching Chewbacca.

by Wizards Sleeve June 10, 2005