Bum Mess

A bum mess is when a person rather unfortunately soils their undergarments with feces. Leaving quite a rechid and horrid smell

It smells like you made a bum mess.

by Danny McD-Thomas December 11, 2004

Bum warrior

1. A person who fights using their bum as a weapon.
2. A person who rampantly relishes in the glory of bumsex.

Goeff Capes is a big bum warrior.

by Dickflem December 20, 2004

Bum fucked

1. Past tense of bum fuck.
2. The act of recieving sex up one's ass.

1. Judging by the way she walked, it was clear to everyone at work that Becky had recently been bum fucked.

by JSuarez November 4, 2007

Bum Drop

The act of taking hard drugs via inserting them into your anus for immediate pleasure.

I love it when my boyfriend and I go to brighton and bum drop some squizz.

by squizzyboy October 20, 2008

bum a stoge

To ask someone for a cigarette

"Aye do you think i cud bum a stoge?"

by Mistyy May 21, 2009

Bum Bath

The art of washing your entire vehicle with the sponge/squegee at the gas pump in less time than it takes to fill your gas tank.

Hey watch this. I'll give my truck a Bum Bath before my tank is full.

by Gruteman October 2, 2012

Bum Grapes

Slang reference to the anal condition of piles, more commonly piles induced by vegetable-bum-sex

Ooh my bum grapes are on fire!

by Tom May 2, 2003