Brett Appel

A tall, skinny, twirp, that resembles a mixture of Beaker from Sesame Street and Jim Parsons. You might be able to find a Brett Appel sneaking around a Bass Pro Shop looking at fishing pools or the woman's dressing room section at your local Walmart.

"Man look at that creep, he's such a Brett Appel."

by schauppner October 8, 2018

brodie helmet

A british helmet desigined in ww1, made the wearer nearly invincible

Gets hit dead on by an artillery shell** "I survied because I was wearing a brodie helmet oh yes I did!"

by Brodie helmet February 28, 2019

brightwin

one of the greatest ships in BL history. Watching 2gether has made fujos breathe, write and actually function sometimes.

Forever stan brightwin

by sarawatmemes September 29, 2020

Brown Surprise

When you think you're gonna fart but a dookie comes out.

James: Bro I thought it was gonna be a fart but then I shit my pants!
John: You just got hit with a brown surprise!

by shitmypants January 13, 2021

Brexit

The verb "to brexit" is the annihilation of another player's ankles in the game of football or soccer.

Manager: BREXIT HIM
Player: *Breaks ankles to the point where they can never walk again*

by theoBO May 19, 2022

Bro what

A phrase used when someone says something that's so unbelievably dumb/crazy/weird that you question whether you actually heard it.

Mike: I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm attracted to horses.

John: Bro what?

by blem world March 10, 2023

alpha bro

The leader of a pack of bros; inspires the worship of subordinate bros through being slightly more articulate and much more aggressive, and having both a higher alcohol tolerance and better luck with the bro hoes.

At a frat party:

Rachel: What's the matter with all the bros tonight? They seem subdued.

Sarah: Yeah, Vinny's not here. They're totally lost without their alpha bro.

by ameech November 5, 2009