coot boot

to kick a female in the cooter.

"After she slapped me i gave her a good coot boot."

by Fenske2009 February 19, 2009

tooted and booted

to fart and then notice you didnt just fart, you also took a shit. same thing as a shart.

oh shit i think i just tooted and booted! i need to go home and change my underwear!

by stopdropandrollballs June 16, 2010

Zooted and booted

Getting dressed up...usually button up and a tie or a suit. Business casual style, no t-shirt, no sneakers.

What's the dress at that club? Can I rock anything or do I need to get zooted and booted?

by King Swag May 30, 2006

Boot Knocker

A frozen bottle of water (containing "MAD ICE CRYSTALS") sold by a fat black man in Washington D.C. that strongly resembles Bizarre from D12. The term can also be used to describe something important

This shit's the boot knocka, yo gotta buy one.

by Evan, one of the fat black man's forever-impacted February 13, 2003

bootch

a term in which most dyslexic people get confused and or lazy to write the full expression, bitch.

"shut up u bootch"

"dude, don't you mean bitch?"

by smartazz69 December 21, 2012

Snootchy Bootchy Bootch

A nickname given to a person with a severe ego dilema. Typically, the person acts in a condescending manner towards others. Usually a hypocrite. Mostly a charlatan. Generally attributed towards those who say but cannot do.

A male version of Snooty Bitch.

John is such a Snootchy Bootchy Bootch for stealing my ideas and claiming they were his own.

by donvoog March 17, 2009

off the boot

First everyone used off the hook, then off the chain...now it's 'off the boot'

The Ruben Studdard CD, "Soulful," is off the boot!

by Andrizew January 9, 2004