blimpey

getting fellated while taking a crap

I ate a 22 ounce steak and mom gave me a blimpey while it came out, well two things came out

by SuperGayHomo November 8, 2002

Blind Helicopter

For a guy, while masturbating, at the point of climax, he closes his eyes and gyrates his dick around in a circle, getting jizz everywhere, but is unable to see where it landed until he is finished and opens his eyes.

Lance had to clean his sheets after pulling a blind helicopter; jizz was everywhere!

by Steven/Mitch October 13, 2008

Blimp

A guy who does every and anything in his power to make you happy. He's ambitious, caring , considerate , determined, enthusiastic , funny , genuine , generous, humble, intelligent, kind, loving and everything you could ever dream of. He's supportive beyond belief. He cries with you . Then use his hands to wipe your tears. Makes you laugh then join in because your happiness is his. Destined to be true love . Every second spent with him is a memory that will last forever. He might be a bit difficult at times but he's worth it.

Jhevante is my blimp.

by iam_anonymous January 6, 2015

brown eye blind

The craftful art of taking cream cheese an inserting it cold into ones anus and let it melt. At that point you take an exploding shit on your partners anus covering the "brown eye" with a milky white film.

Frequently used on bagels as a spread after coitus

This is also known as the "birds eye" due to the similarity to bird shit.

I taught her a lesson by giving her the brown eye blind, then i made a bagel!

by brianssmithsmom May 18, 2010

Blind Faith

When the ghosts of atheists, agnostics, or nominal believers who had their lives cut short by the pandemic on earth would still visit their place of worship every week or month to pray for themselves and their loved ones, while they are waiting in transit for the outcome of their eternal home.

Dave’s spirit, who was rekindled by blind faith, would show up on the first and fifteenth days at the temple to pray for the gods and goddesses of good health and prosperity to bless his siblings and schoolmates, and sometimes even for his bosses-turned-bullies.

by MathPlus March 18, 2022

Blind Melon

to pull a blind-melon: to get up and walk away from a situation which is uncomfortable or frustrating.

They kept clowning me so, I just pulled a blind melon. It was very liberating.

by bootyfaceheadbutt September 3, 2005

Color Blind

Being part of that awesome group of people who are alone in being able to truly appreciate things like rainbows, acid trips , and tie-dye

"Why do you like that shirt so much?"
"You don't understand... I'm Color Blind"

"How is it that you colored the sun green, the ocean purple, but managed to get the rainbow perfect?"
"I'm color blind"

by Diabetic Color-Blind April 4, 2009