Ballosity Scale

Ballosity Scale - (noun) To refer to the unpleasantness of a current task using a 1 to 10 method.

(sentence) That shift at work was about a 7 on the ballosity scale man.

by mrs. moogoo July 7, 2011

ballochs

Balls or testicles, commonly used as a pseudonym for talking rubbish or nonsense

"He was talking ballochs though wasn't he??" (Clive Anderson, QI, Season 1, Episode 8, 13m32s)

"I couldn't stand being around her for another second, she was talking absolute ballochs"

by B Jones 1984 January 1, 2012

Bailton

Personna of a term of someone bailing on something frequently

God Steven is such a bailton isn't he, he never comes out

Steven "Bailton" is never up for doing anything ever

There he goes, being a bailton again

by decadation December 13, 2012

balloon policy

the real term for umbrella policy.

I need an umbrella policy... You mean a balloon policy? Yes that it what I said.

by Vr4speed999 September 21, 2013

Bailout banging

When a friend has sex with a girl interested in you so that she will cease her unwanted sexual/romantic interest

Didn't Sophia have a crush on you freshman year?
Yeah but my friend Maliek started bailout banging her for me and she lost interest.

by StupidtheWise November 19, 2013

balloon drizzle

once the male has ejaculated into the condom from sexual intercourse with a female, it is then filled up with air by blowing into the condom and making a "balloon". once filled with air the male will then release air from the condom which also results in the cum getting squirted out at the same time as the air, which is applied to the facial area of the female in question-

the sex was so great I decided to finish on her with the balloon drizzle!.

by scratch76 November 27, 2013

ballonin

When a drunk girl or guy gets drunk off their head on alcohol/drugs and acts like a spaz/moron

"Look at leah over there she's ballonin"

by theartofkate January 20, 2014