autocross

an efficient and highly addictive legal function used for (1) drastically reducing the tread life of a set of tires, (2) mercilessly destroying orange cones and (3) ruining a vehicle's alignment.

I had a blast shredding a set of economy radials in 8 runs at last week's autocross.

by Tom Murphy December 31, 2003

Automatic Updates

An annoying feature of Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 2. It automatically downloads "critical updates" to fix security holes found almost daily in Internet Explorer and in other parts of the operating system, then it harasses you to restart your computer. If you click "Restart Later" the box will pop back up in about five minutes.

noob: Automatic Updates rules!
h4x0r: Don't use it...if you do I won't be able to hack your PC! Liek, omg!

by Home slice May 22, 2005

Autocracy

A political theory favoring unlimited authority by a single individual.

Going against wise intelligence, the president has himself led the country into war, placing our country into a TEMPORARY state of autocracy, him being the autocrat. This decision will cost American tax payers hundreds of billions of dollars.

by Dlerell April 7, 2008

autoical illusion

When your going to park in a parking lot and you think you see a good parking spot, but in reality it is just a big car blocking a little car.

ryan: shweet im so hungry for stir crazy theres a good parking space close thats crazy

cory: nice im hungry too

ryan: oh shit its just a gay smart car behind a gmc hybrid

cory: damn thats an autoical illusion if ive ever seen one and i have

ryan: "cunt crunk tree for life"

by Charles Ancum May 25, 2010

Autofellatio

You looked it up because you just tried it.

Autofellatio does NOT make you gay.

by WhoDatFreshBoi July 28, 2017

Swedish automobile

n. A euphemism for vagina (Swedish carmaker Volvo sounds very similar to a certain part of the female anatomy).

“Steve, even if Dina opts to go commando that doesn’t necessarily give you free rein to relentlessly venture to sneak a peek of her Swedish automobile.”

by The Raging Bull June 14, 2005

autobuy price

A price one would be willing to buy something for without a second thought; usually results in an impulse buy.

I found that TV I was looking for in a pawn shop and it was at my autobuy price, so I decided to scoop it up really quickly.

by xldr July 15, 2011