Twat Tots

The female equivalent of a 'Man Child.'

Anna and Heather are both being catty bitches.
"Would you two knock it the hell off? You're both being major Twat Tots right now." Melanie scolded.

by vulgarqt December 9, 2017

twat beat

twat beat: (twat beating).
'When the dominant of two females agressively slaps (hits hard, beats) her vagina (pussy, twat) on the other felmale's vagina to inflict pain, discomfort and/or damage.'

See also: I'm a bad bitch.

"I'm so mad at her, I would 'twat beat' the shit out of her!"

by I'm a bad bitch March 11, 2014

Tyrannosaurus Twat

A Tyrannosaurus Twat, is someone who is most definitely at the top of the prick pyramid, when it comes for general shithousing without intent. The Tyrannosaurus Twat is someone we all know, and can only be reserved for one individual we know, and maybe (at a push) their spouse/partner.

My boss just asked me to complete a task that I had already done two weeks ago, and he hadn’t bothered to read his emails, and made me look like I’m incompetent. What a Tyrannosaurus Twat!

by VonC May 12, 2021

twat swat

when one woman prevents another woman from getting sex, action, etc. similar to a cock block.

"Even though Amy and Vanessa both had their eye on David all night, Vanessa pulled the TWAT SWAT and ended up taking him home..."

by Cashmere Hardy July 4, 2014

shit-twat

A female shithead. Tends to follow fashionable forms of nonsensical claptrap such as Oprah, psychics, astrology, etc. Often can be heard making statements implying the order of the universe is predetermined.

Jen always relates things to the Law of Attraction. She's quite a shit-twat.

by Ivan Otteronmi February 9, 2012

Twat train

When a group of woman get together and lick or eachother’s genitals in a line forming a train of women resembling a train

Ey Alex, my great aunt Devon told me that twat trains were a huge trend in the 40’s

by Alexandevo June 29, 2018

twat muffler

when a man cups a womans vagina with his mouth prior to her queefing in order to muffle the noise.

last night at the party i had to act as a twat muffler for my wife in the bathroom because she was afraid people would hear her queef.

by brewmaster2671 August 25, 2020