Alternative Fuel

The best possible excuse when you are discovered attempting to have sex with your car.

Random Person: What the fuck are you doing?!

You: I, umm, I'm experimenting with alternative fuel.

Random Person: Hey, great idea!

by Somnambulizt September 8, 2009

after burners

When you rip a really bad fart and your asshole burns.

In gym, i let out the smelliest fart and then i had the after burners on.

by Kevythebevy December 6, 2003

Alternageek

A person who does not look like a stereotypical nerd/geek/brain.

Prep #1: Like, oh my gah!! Look at the geek in the Led Zep-puh-lin shirt!!!
Prep #2: Isn't he, like, the val-uh...val-uh...smartest one in the class?
Prep #3: Oh, him? He's like, an alternageek, duh!!!
All: EWW!!!

by Alternageek #1 December 29, 2004

alterculture

The fashion of favoring all things anti-establishment regardless of their individual merits: alter-native medicine, alter-native media, alter-native reality.

The portion of the population that supports ideas and beliefs specifically because they are alternative, rather than mainstream, without regard to the instrinsic meaning of the belief. Ideas that were once alternative, but become mainstream are typically abandoned in favor of new alter-beliefs.

Bob's a a slave to alterculture fashion. He used to be a member of the Global Nuclear Disarmament Club. But when the Cold War ended he joined the Fairtrade Nukes for the Third World Society.

by tgd December 9, 2008

Afterdrunk

Afterdrunk - n.: The state of having drank the night before, experienced being drunk, and then somewhere in between sleeping, drinking water, choking down a perogy and throwing up, the room starts to spin, and you feel all the sensations of originally being drunk. (Minus out that wrench in your stomach and you could actually feel good about it).

Guy #1 "I was so afterdrunk in the AM that I actually told my girlfriend I'd take her to dinner."
Guy #2 "Let's hit the bar before lunch."

by the product August 14, 2005

after- laugh

similar in principal to the after shock of an earthquake- an after laugh is a laugh to any humourus comment which is made after the initial humour of the comment is lost...

Tom- it took Tom five minutes to understand the joke- and gave an after- laugh much to the annoyance of his friends...

by Wrath of Kleptos January 13, 2009

morning after dark

when a man who is not yet 18 fucks a 18 year old girl and it is lasted for the longest time and in the morning he feels sooooooo good and happy

That morning after dark with your mom last night sure lasted a long time, but it was fun.

by crackalackajacka1700 February 4, 2010