The willingness to have sex in any orifice other than the anus. Usually used in the first or second encounter with a new partner.
Secondary Definition: Extreme sensitivity or complete reluctance towards anal sex.
Secondary Definition: Extreme sensitivity or complete reluctance towards anal sex.
Dude, I hooked up last and we did just about everything imaginable and when I tried to go greek she told me she was Gluten-free!
by Ez-A January 10, 2012
Get the Gluten-freemug. by Little Bobby Tables from xkcd August 1, 2008
Get the Free Birdmug. When you've worked up such a throbber that when some girl unzips your pants to give you a hummer, you spring forth and poke her eye out harpoon style.
by Anonymous June 10, 2003
Get the free willymug. One who has a small penis. Loves seth penis in his mouth, ear, nose, penis, and between his arm and leg. Has a Fetish for monkeys in nazi zombies. Has been to every base between 5 and 100. Likes making loud orgasm noises in his sleep.
by Bobby Lee1234 August 21, 2009
Get the Mitchell Freemug. "I didn't think I was going to make it to the bowl. Luckily, I dropped my pants in time to free throw it!"
by NEO LEO January 2, 2014
Get the Free Throwmug. According to Nietzsche’s psychoanalysis, freewill might only be just an illusion. A trick of the mind.
Animals and humans have genes that partially predetermine how they act. But it is really thoughts and beliefs that guide people.
Animals and humans have genes that partially predetermine how they act. But it is really thoughts and beliefs that guide people.
Illusion of Free Will- like Buridan’s Ass which states that an Ass that is equally hungry and equally thirsty will both die of either starvation or thirst if water and food are kept at a same distance but in completely different directions if the Ass can only choose from two. Even if the ASS walks the same way to curb their thirst or hunger, it ends up dying of either thirst or hunger because it can only fulfill one need and not the other. Because the animal acts on instinct it is unable to make a rational decision and distinction and can only go to one option.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 3, 2020
Get the Illusion of Free Willmug. When someone tells you you are free, they are big mad that nothing is free and they get nothing out of it
by papapeanuts April 6, 2023
Get the nothing is freemug.