four-wheeled mistress

A car someone pays more attention to than their partner.

Kim: Mom, where's Dad?
Janet: He's out front giving his four-wheeled mistress a massage.

by kittythecatty July 14, 2019

squeaky third wheel

When you go out with your best friend and another person comes along, that extra person is the (STW or Stew) squeaky third wheel. You and your best friend are the well-oiled, smooth-going rear wheels of the "tricycle" and since the other party is not as close as the two of you are, they say and do things that throw a wrench in your plans or irritate and cause friction.

Do we have to invite the Squeaky Third Wheel? I'd rather just go with only you. Stew can be a little bossy.

by O-Penned-Mind August 20, 2016

stinky cheese wheel

When you drive with your buttcheecks and your asshole touches the steering wheel

Wes definitely used the stinky cheese wheel to get home

by Stinky cheese nuts July 27, 2019

Jesus take the wheel

A sort of cuss phrase that stems from the song of the same name sung by Carrie Underwood.

Dude! Jimmy just took my cheese sticks! Jesus take the wheel! I hate that kid!

by David "Can Do" Kennedy July 11, 2006

Your wheels are turning!

Somehow or another someone's being annoying with a car. It really doesn't matter why, because deep down they are so in love with their box on wheels that you can employ their ego to assert their downfall.

It can be rather satisfying to enjoy this as a driver, however it can be significantly more satisfying as a passenger. For best results, look terrified!

They: driving/acting like a chump
You: shout 'Your wheels are turning!', whilst pointing at one of their wheels
They: panic & pull over
You: 'Heh heh heh...' FTW'
Your driver/passenger(s): 'you rock'!

by little-miss can't do wrong September 10, 2011

Holy Hell on Wheels

A word often used when cut off in traffic or shocked into a state where once would usually say "oh shit". Also a contradiction in terms.

Car: Swerves
You: Holy Hell on Wheels!

by Crimson September 14, 2004

Jesus Take the Wheel

The Family Friendly version of the O SHIT GRIP, HOLY SHIT GRIP, O SHIT HANDLE. During certain driving conditions involving specific drivers, both Drivers and Passengers may pray and hope that "Jesus Take the Wheel". They are also custom handle wraps available for any vehicle.

"Dude, there's no way that we're going to make that jump!" "Jesus Take the Wheel and show us the way"

by BEST GRIPS. EVER. July 29, 2019