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Third Wheeling Yourself

When you set up two of your friends to make a cute couple so you can prove to your haters that you are a real love guru but then that couple proceeds to third wheel you every time you hang with them. This conflicts your emotions as you don't know whether to be happy for them or mad because they don't pay attention to you. So instead, you joke around about third wheeling however deep down, you are hurting. Common with people named Tasnia.
by tasniaiswrong October 14, 2017
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2 wheel karen

Your average Politically Correct wannabe biker who has no real knowledge of traffic rules and needs to compensate for his lack of self esteem with dangerous riding and living in his egotistical bubble.

Under normal conditions, the classic 2 wheel karen is armed with at least 2 gopros to capture every road rage he is about to "encounter"(aka create due to lack of self-awareness and/or sexual activity) and is ready to take action and send it to Road Rage Youtube channels.

The equipment mostly consists of a 500+CC disgustingly modded bike, almost no protective gear and the "imma bike racer" mentality.

Adding to this, the 2 wheel karen has constant need of breaking the law by speeding everywhere, breaking mirrors then accelerating like a wuss, doing burnouts everywhere, abusing his bike by endlessly bouncing the limiter, trying to be right in every road situation, treating the "loud pipes save lives" mantra very seriously etc.
Kile : Have you seen the clip with the biker who threaten to sue the lady in the SUV, even though she apologized ?
Andrew : Yeah, what a complete 2 wheel karen he is..
by xenOER July 25, 2021
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four-wheeled mistress

A car someone pays more attention to than their partner.
Kim: Mom, where's Dad?
Janet: He's out front giving his four-wheeled mistress a massage.
by kittythecatty July 14, 2019
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Jesus take the wheel

A sort of cuss phrase that stems from the song of the same name sung by Carrie Underwood.
Dude! Jimmy just took my cheese sticks! Jesus take the wheel! I hate that kid!
by David "Can Do" Kennedy July 11, 2006
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Your wheels are turning!

Somehow or another someone's being annoying with a car. It really doesn't matter why, because deep down they are so in love with their box on wheels that you can employ their ego to assert their downfall.

It can be rather satisfying to enjoy this as a driver, however it can be significantly more satisfying as a passenger. For best results, look terrified!
They: driving/acting like a chump
You: shout 'Your wheels are turning!', whilst pointing at one of their wheels
They: panic & pull over
You: 'Heh heh heh...' FTW'
Your driver/passenger(s): 'you rock'!
by little-miss can't do wrong September 10, 2011
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Holy Hell on Wheels

A word often used when cut off in traffic or shocked into a state where once would usually say "oh shit". Also a contradiction in terms.
Car: Swerves
You: Holy Hell on Wheels!
by Crimson September 14, 2004
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Jesus Take the Wheel

The Family Friendly version of the O SHIT GRIP, HOLY SHIT GRIP, O SHIT HANDLE. During certain driving conditions involving specific drivers, both Drivers and Passengers may pray and hope that "Jesus Take the Wheel". They are also custom handle wraps available for any vehicle.
"Dude, there's no way that we're going to make that jump!" "Jesus Take the Wheel and show us the way"
by BEST GRIPS. EVER. July 29, 2019
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