The cardio of choice of pigeon simps. They're on it all day, every day, wasting their time, money and lives for mediocre pussy they usually never get. No wonder they're so skinny.
I was on the hamster wheel of pussy till I let a tranny suck me off and learned we're all a little bi and now I like to fuck women who beg for my dick when it's not dominating some big muscled submissive dudes like Buck Angel.
by Left Wing Fascist May 8, 2023
Get the Hamster Wheel Of Pussy mug.The act of joining multiple couples to an activity or event whilst being the only one without a partner.
I once watched a live concert with four of my friends and their respective partners. I can't believe I was odd-number wheeling to four couples.
by Dianesidhe May 5, 2022
Get the odd-number wheeling mug.Your average Politically Correct wannabe biker who has no real knowledge of traffic rules and needs to compensate for his lack of self esteem with dangerous riding and living in his egotistical bubble.
Under normal conditions, the classic 2 wheel karen is armed with at least 2 gopros to capture every road rage he is about to "encounter"(aka create due to lack of self-awareness and/or sexual activity) and is ready to take action and send it to Road Rage Youtube channels.
The equipment mostly consists of a 500+CC disgustingly modded bike, almost no protective gear and the "imma bike racer" mentality.
Adding to this, the 2 wheel karen has constant need of breaking the law by speeding everywhere, breaking mirrors then accelerating like a wuss, doing burnouts everywhere, abusing his bike by endlessly bouncing the limiter, trying to be right in every road situation, treating the "loud pipes save lives" mantra very seriously etc.
Under normal conditions, the classic 2 wheel karen is armed with at least 2 gopros to capture every road rage he is about to "encounter"(aka create due to lack of self-awareness and/or sexual activity) and is ready to take action and send it to Road Rage Youtube channels.
The equipment mostly consists of a 500+CC disgustingly modded bike, almost no protective gear and the "imma bike racer" mentality.
Adding to this, the 2 wheel karen has constant need of breaking the law by speeding everywhere, breaking mirrors then accelerating like a wuss, doing burnouts everywhere, abusing his bike by endlessly bouncing the limiter, trying to be right in every road situation, treating the "loud pipes save lives" mantra very seriously etc.
Kile : Have you seen the clip with the biker who threaten to sue the lady in the SUV, even though she apologized ?
Andrew : Yeah, what a complete 2 wheel karen he is..
Andrew : Yeah, what a complete 2 wheel karen he is..
by xenOER July 25, 2021
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Get the Jesus take the wheel mug.Somehow or another someone's being annoying with a car. It really doesn't matter why, because deep down they are so in love with their box on wheels that you can employ their ego to assert their downfall.
It can be rather satisfying to enjoy this as a driver, however it can be significantly more satisfying as a passenger. For best results, look terrified!
It can be rather satisfying to enjoy this as a driver, however it can be significantly more satisfying as a passenger. For best results, look terrified!
They: driving/acting like a chump
You: shout 'Your wheels are turning!', whilst pointing at one of their wheels
They: panic & pull over
You: 'Heh heh heh...' FTW'
Your driver/passenger(s): 'you rock'!
You: shout 'Your wheels are turning!', whilst pointing at one of their wheels
They: panic & pull over
You: 'Heh heh heh...' FTW'
Your driver/passenger(s): 'you rock'!
by little-miss can't do wrong September 10, 2011
Get the Your wheels are turning! mug.A word often used when cut off in traffic or shocked into a state where once would usually say "oh shit". Also a contradiction in terms.
by Crimson September 14, 2004
Get the Holy Hell on Wheels mug.An extension of the third wheel/inverted oreo.
Occurs when someone of dark complexion is situated between two people of light/pale complexion, and the two pale people are in a relationship. Not only will the darker person be third-wheeling, but they will be an "inverted wagon wheel," and they will be "inverse wagon wheeling."
The "wagon wheel" part refers to the wagon wheel snackfood similar to an oreo available in many parts of the world.
Occurs when someone of dark complexion is situated between two people of light/pale complexion, and the two pale people are in a relationship. Not only will the darker person be third-wheeling, but they will be an "inverted wagon wheel," and they will be "inverse wagon wheeling."
The "wagon wheel" part refers to the wagon wheel snackfood similar to an oreo available in many parts of the world.
Black Guy: Oh hey, it's a white couple
(black guy runs up in between the couple, proceeds to make things awkward)
White couple: Stop being an inverted wagon wheel man
(black guy runs up in between the couple, proceeds to make things awkward)
White couple: Stop being an inverted wagon wheel man
by Crawdaunt November 2, 2010
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