Squad Wipe

During sexual intercourse the male nuts on female partners face and wipes off cum with genitals

Yo bro i just squad wiped your sister last night

by jjisagoat February 5, 2021

Sloppy Jaloppy Chin wipe

When you are having sexual intercourse you ejaculate on to you're partners chin then you’re partner inhales you’re semen then you urinate on to you’re partners nipples this will cause yore partner to have a granny fit. You will then get worried and bake some waffles and massage them on to her buttocks, this will revive her and take a dump on to her nose this will make her go "yes"

B: I had a sloppy jaloppy chin wipe whit my wife
J: I also had one with my hamster

by Billy Bob Goat June 17, 2009

wiper

Unit of measure of mess in an infant's diaper, described by the number of diaper wipes needed to clean the baby's bottom, e.g. one-wiper, two-wiper, three-wiper, etc. Typically used by new parents. (With experience, parents become more efficient at cleaning bottoms and use fewer wipes.)

Is your son eating well?
I think so, he had a ten-wiper this morning when we changed him.

by Ceanothus March 7, 2004

pussy whiped

A term often used by people who cannot spell and typically use words like "y'all" in a sentence (such as the people featured in Judge Judy). See Pussy Whipped.

Y'all are Pussy Whiped.

by J D R April 30, 2006

Wipedown

A person who is not who they claim to be; someone who acts in a manner that is not a true representation of themselves; a dirty character

Dave's mom is a wipedown for not picking us up from the movie

by Tekk A. April 30, 2008

wiged out

when someone is drunk and can't handle their own wig-like hair style.

she can't stop pulling her bangs she is so wiged out !

by schanden June 6, 2007

cheese wipe

When you take a slap of cheddar cheese and smash it on a plate till you see through it.

Usually used as an insult.

You are such a cheese wipe!

What the cheese wipe?!

Shut up, you cheese wipe!

by master stghm April 4, 2004