beaver - whale

A cross between a beaver and a whale. Obviously not existent but used normally as an insult to someone who is abnormally large and very hairy. A beaver - whale can also used to describe someone very lazy and does little with their life.

person 1: 'look at grandma, she has been sitting there all day doing nothing!'

person 2: 'she acts like such a beaver - whale'

by cheekydinosaur1234 February 20, 2011

Perm Whales

Those fat chicks working at a hair salon.

"Man, did you see those Perm Whales at the salon? I got my hair did right.

by Henry O'Neal August 30, 2012

Weed Whale

A person that smokes a lot of weed and has become obese from a severe case of the munchies
Synonyms: Pot Potato

"Dude, there was this girl who smoked a ton of weed in my school and was super chubby, we called her a weed whale."

by Derpderp200 December 30, 2017

Ovary Whale

An unofficial name for a female sperm whale, cannot be said with a straight face.

Man, check out that ovary whale:
Sweet, check out the size of its head!!

by OriginalAnno January 25, 2011

Mrs. Whale

A beach who is the best beach. You want this beach to be your beach. Beach. 🍆❤️👀🐳

"Hey there's Mrs Whale! Love that beach!"

"Wow she's is such a beach, call her Mrs. Whale whydontya."

by Mr.whale February 27, 2019

Sperm Whale

When you pick up a woman of bigger size and when having sex with her you put her face down and blow your load in her ass and watch it spray out like a sperm whale.

Jay gave fat sweaty Betty the sperm whale last night.

by The_Only_Freakass November 6, 2010

Land-Whale

A whale that is on land that people expect to stop breathing, which they don't.

Ben: STOP BREATHING LAND-WHALE!!!
Nik: Nobody expects the Spanish Land-Whale to stop breathing.

by diddoarch710 January 26, 2015