wanker 

1. Someone who tends to lie alot, is arrogant or thinks themselves superior to others. Similar to Tosser.

1. "He is such a fucking wanker! Don't listen to him!"

wanker by lotsofpinash May 13, 2007

wanker band 

Wanker bands are bands made for wankers. Wanker band is a pejorative term usually used for bands which have repetetive, boring, and unimaginative songs, riding on the wave of a current trend. A prime example of a wanker band are Little Man Tate.

Hey, I'm going to see LMT tommorow.

I'm afraid LMT are a wanker band, wanker.

wanker band by thepaw February 27, 2007

Wankenstein 

A shagaholic who has been killed in 1 man 1 jar cumbat and resorected as a zombie. A wankenstein is not hungry for brains, but horny gay anal sex.

I wish Allah could cum back and fuck me all day long because of long dick. He made me horny every night and day. We fucked and shagged watching Netflix and porn. Oh I wish I had a pet wankenstein!

Wankenstein by JewSlayer69 May 11, 2016

wanker 

mouthin someone
someone who wanks (masturbates too much)

manchester united are all wankers

"where's Tom?"
"Gone for a wank"
"Another? what a wanker"

wanker by ReDDo August 17, 2003

wanker 

verb: to wank noun: wanker adj: wanky
1) someone who jerks off alot
2) someone who does stupid stuff eg falling asleep at the bar, or taking home someone who's so drunk that they then go an piss in the bed
3) term of endearment
4) term of abuse

1) damn! bill's been in his room for hours! he must be having a wank
2) hahahaaaa what a wanker!
3) you daft wanker...here, have a beer
4) tony blair is a complete wanker

wanker by brit September 25, 2003

Wankenstein 

The process of doing two 180 degree rotations while sliding on a rail on skis and then landing with your testicles on the rail. Pain may be involved in such a trick, especially for the gentlemen.

Billy: So what trick are you going to do in the snowpark today.
Johnson: I Dunno, maybe a double switch-up on a flat rail.
Billy: Oh golly Miss Molly, i think you should go for a triple switch-up.
Johnson: Are you crazy?! If I were to attempt such a trick and land on my goods on the 3rd switch-up, I could pull off a Wankenstein.
Billy: Good point. What was I thinking?
Johnson: You weren't thinking Billy, and that's what makes America how it is today.

Wankenstein by Steve Franklin December 28, 2005

wacked 

inebriated

Man, was I wacked last night.

wacked by whynot November 7, 2003