Vanilla steamer

After taking a dump in a girl's mouth, you then ejaculate in her mouth.

Dude, I gave that chick a great vanilla steamer! She ate that shit up like it was from Starbuck's!

by piggytwochainsjohnson June 5, 2015

Vanilla

If someone is vanilla then they are predictable and not crazy. Vanilla people are great, but there a lots of them and less of other “flavors”.

#1: “Lindsey loves dog and says she’s not like other girls.”

#2: “Bro that’s literally 90% of girls...”

#1: “Omg is Lindsey vanilla?”

by Dr.door January 13, 2019

Vanilla Eye

A sex act in which a male deposits his wide load into a willing partner's eye or eyes.

Hey man, Judy is totally good to go, she even let me give her the vanilla eye!

by Bombsrus August 19, 2022

Half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream

1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible

1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president

by urbandictionarydefinitions100 October 30, 2020

vanilla freak

A guy that wants blowjobs but is too scared to eat a girl out

He's such a vanilla freak, he won't even eat my pussy.

by boy with a j name September 18, 2020

Vanilla Hair Net

Cumming all over your partners hair .

Dude, I was whacking off while my girlfriend was sleeping and came all over her hair, Thus giving her a vanilla hair net.

by ItalianGuy99 June 29, 2015

Vanilla Beans

Meaning a very dumb/retarded person

You are such a Vanilla Beans

by RaventheReal March 4, 2023