Arizona State University 

Sort of a college, but not really.

I went to Arizona State University because I didn't have the grades for ITT Tech.

Arizona State University by jewduck1 August 1, 2011

Arizona State University 

A place where 1 in 4 students has an STD

I didn't go to Arizona State University because it's filled with disease.

Arizona State University by Dodgers2014 December 16, 2014

Radford University 

Known for much more than partying. RU is no longer #1 in STD's anymore (cough, JMU is). RU has more accredited cirriculums than VT , they have eight doctoral-degree granting public universities such as, doctoral programs specializing in the health field, has better student teacher relationships due to smaller classroom sizes.

Radford was recognized in a national study as an "Institution of Excellence in the First College Year" for the breadth of quality of programs that assist student in their transition to college life.

U.S.News & World Report has ranked Radford in the South's top 25 master's level public universities in its Guide to America's Best Colleges.....I can go on and on for "smart" category.

RU is about the students and the studies, not football. For the record VT students come to RU because they don't know how to party unless they win a damn game, and even then its weak. Perks, RU has a damn river in our backyard and the campus is F'ing Beautiful!!

Radford University: "DREAD THE RED"

Radford University: "RU READY?"

Radford University by QueenR January 7, 2011

University 

The main reason why I contemplate death of a daily basis

Guy #1 -"Hey dude I heard you got accepted to University, well, there goes your weekends and partying"

Guy #2 - "yeah...."

University by Tokessss September 30, 2009

Stony Brook University 

Located in the middle of nowhere of Long Island, it is a fairly easy to get into public university known for terrific science departments, huge number of asians, indians and other international students, rape, depression and suicide.

There are a shitload of premeds. Expect 95% of anyone taking biology or chemistry to be attempting to get into medical/dental school. Science classes are ridiculously overcrowded as a result. Still, for it's price its a great buy.

Recommended for:
-Asiaphiles
-Students majoring in the hard sciences / engineering
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Student 1: So I'm taking Chemistry this semester. Lecture is totally packed with foreigners trying to get into med school!

Student 2: Ah - you must go to Stony Brook University.

Stony Brook University by Anactualnonpremed March 16, 2009

Denison University

A private liberal art university located in majestic Granville Ohio. This school has great parties. Also, it has the best drugs in the whole mid-west/east coast. It's marijuana strains of, Van Gogh, Purple Voltron have been featured in High Times. This is all thanks to the KZ's and Ripp $tarr which run the schools party and social scene.

Student 1: Hey where'd you get that amazing molly and chronic?

Student 2: I got it from Denison University.. And it's not just any chronic bro, it's that Van Gough. Here take a hit.

Student 1: (cough cough) WHOA this shit taste like fruity pebbles and melts your face. I gotta go to Denison University.

Student 2: Yeah the KZ's and Ripp Starr run shit there.

Denison University by Ripp Starr September 25, 2011

Washington University in St. Louis 

A kick ass school where cool (smart)people go.

-Yo, you go to WUSTL?
-Yeah
-Damn! You smart ass.

Washington University in St. Louis by yeahh wash u May 4, 2005