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Tiger Tailing

The act of dragging your fart from one place to another whilst walking as though it is a long, gaseous tail.
Maurice: I just did a massive fart and realised I was tiger tailing the old man behind us.
by Buff Orpington April 14, 2011
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tigermouse

1. A small or junior person with lots of heart, courage or moxy.

2. Small but scrappy, willing to take on anyone regardless of size.

From tiger + mouse
1. My six-year old tigermouse called 9-1-1 and stayed by his grandma's side until the medics arrived.

2. Little Billy's a tigermouse -- don't pick on him unless you want a bloody nose!
by JasperFerg October 5, 2011
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TIGER SHARK

A person who uses so much teeth while giving a blowjob that they rub penis flesh off, taste the blood, and continue on with their oral conquest. See baby shark
“Whoa bro what happened to your penis?”
“Turns out your mom is a TIGER SHARK! That’s what.”
by Whitesugar50 January 26, 2018
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Edwardsville Tigers Football Team

The resident football team of Edwardsville High School, nicknamed the Tigers.

The fans are terrible. Every year they will claim the team is the best in all of Illinois, and that nobody is going to stop them. Every single year they crush the Collinsville "football team" and claim that that that validates their faith in the team, even though Collinsville hasn't won a football game since the Coolidge administration.

Every year they build up a decent record that's inflated by wins against terrible opponents, lose extremely winnable games against mediocre teams, and barely make the playoffs. They immediately proceed to get curb stomped by East St. Louis in the first round.
Student: The Edwardsville Tigers Football Team are the greatest football team ever assembled! There's no way we're losing to East Lou this year!

Underage beer liaison: Okay... So, how much whiskey do you think you're gonna need for the game?

Student: I don't need whiskey, I need champagne! Those Flyer Fuckers are going DOWN!

Underage beer liaison: Trust me. You're gonna need whiskey.
by LarsNootbaarsBrother August 28, 2022
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Tiger Woods

A great professional golfer but a man who is a sell out to his race. Comes up with the term "Cablinasian" to describe himself since he is "mixed," even though Woods is too stupid to realize that 90% African Americans are mixed, so he isn't special.

Tiger Woods is a winner at golf but a sell out to Blacks. I'm "mixed" but I call myself Black, and I will always be known as this. Every one respects Barack Obama because even though he his mother is White he identifies with Blacks.

Tiger, all White people see as being Black, and all the money and fame in the world will never change that.
Tiger woods is an Uncle Tom. He comes up with a new term to describe himself so he won't be known as "Black." What a sell out.
by Transduction January 9, 2009
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tiger

the biggest, baddest tank of WWII. made by the germans.
The tiger tank pwned every tank it saw without mercy. until teh airstrike came.
by Mark the great July 2, 2007
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True Tiger Fan

One who tailgates with chucky and godpop, catches his own fish, doesnt eat grouper sauce picante (whatever that is), has no idea how to operate a sailboat, has well-groomed hair (no ponytails) and doesn't cause the Tigers to lose games.

In other words, one not like LFM.
Godpop: Chucky, who is that at our tailgate over there?

Chucky: you mean the guy over there with the pony tail and sailing shoes on?

Godpop: yeah, that's him.

Chucky: that's LFM, not a true tiger fan...did I mention that he buys fish from a fish monger, eats grouper sauce picante AND eats muffs on french bread.

Godpop: Chucky, he must like to sword fight other guys...

Chucky: yeah, he asked me about eating some of our JAMbalaya, I told him i have no idea what he is talking about.

Godpop: That LFM isnt a true tiger fan.
by GeauxTigers September 15, 2007
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