Ramsey thing 

When something awful but hilarious happens to you just because God decided you needed one more thing to deal with…and your name is Ramsey

“My car broke down on the way to work”
“That’s such a ramsey thing to happen to you”

Ramsey thing by arthurmorgan October 10, 2022

My Thing

Your favorite thing that you dont know how to describe. The thing that you love.

Rain... It's my... you know its my thing.

My Thing by Theeeee guy October 26, 2022

Max thing 

Max thing is a thing no one else would do except maxgo123

Max: Imma add Kash time to urban dictionary

Kash: Seems like a Max thing to do

Nervo: Yep, its not really surprising if he does

Max thing by ThyNervo November 6, 2022

one thing 

I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It's so unreal
Didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Tryin' to hold on, did-didn't even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside and even though I tried
It all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually
Be a memory of a time when I tried so hard
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end it doesn't even matter

Hey man what was that one thing you were talking about.

one thing by le'peepee November 7, 2022

unwxnted_thing 

My Gf, she is a beautiful caring and sweet girlfriend i like her a lot she is the love of my life. She brings out the best for me. And makes me very happy

unwxnted_thing Hi love

unwxnted_thing by Bwtfis January 7, 2023

Black Thing 

Any phrase, story or joke that only African Americans understand. This is due to their history in the United States.

It can also mean someone who is not Black but very into Black culture. They also have a very strong physical and sexual attraction to Black people. (Something racist White people don’t admit to)

Joe: i noticed Jill is always talking to Black guys in the street.
Jane: Yea! She is very into the Black Thing as you can see

Black Thing by DougSmug November 26, 2022

Cage thing

See? What'd I tell you? It's a 2 parter and a barn burner... There might even be a 3rd part. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo!

*The next day*

Lucifer "Look, I know what I said but this cage thing is getting out of hand..."

God "I don't see what you mean... but we're gonna go name some stuff now."

Adam "Bye Snake!"😁

Lucifer "RGH! I AM NOT... A snake... They're gone..." 😮 💨

Eve 😐

Lucifer 😒

*A few minutes later*
*Underneath a tree*
Lucifer "..... And don't even get me started on the orbs! 'No LuCi! ThE pYrAmIdS jUsT gRoW oN tHe OrBs SoMeTiMeS!' It's stupid! He's stupid! I swear he just does it to irritate me..." 😒

Eve "I don't really understand but... I enjoy the time we spend together." 😊

Lucifer 😳 "Um... Well... Tsk! 😒 No... No, you wouldn't understand, would you?" *grabs fruit*

Eve 😯 "We're not supposed to eat that."

Lucifer "No. YOU'RE 😈👉😣 not supposed to eat it. I already have the thing the fruit gives you so, to me, it's just fruit." *takes bite*

Eve "Oh..." 😕

Lucifer "On second thought... Here. Have a bite."

Eve "But... What will happen?"

Lucifer "Well... How do I put this? God and I are one way... And you and Adam aren't like us... You're... Different. Eating the fruit will... Make you more like us."

Eve "I don't know..."

Lucifer "Trust me. You'll understand after you take a bite."
🫴 🍏
Eve 😕 "......." *takes bite* 😯😲🫨😨😰

Lucifer "Ah, yeah. See? There's an ethical-"

Eve "I HAVE TO TELL ADAM!" *runs off*

Lucifer "No don't!" 🫳 "......" 😧 "Aw..... Well, shit.... Oops..." 🤷

Cage thing by Hym Iam February 18, 2023