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New Woke

Somebody who swears on their life they are "anti-woke" while embodying the negative aspects of unreasonable identity politics that being "woke" is so often characterized by. Often characterized by strong sensitive reactions while claiming that anyone who disagrees with them is being "overly sensitive".
White Lives Matter is just identity politics--call that the New Woke.
by KJaydeB May 26, 2025
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woke ‘n’ toke

When you’re woke and smoke herb.
Bobo, I could go for a good woke ‘n’ toke with some deep conversations and cosmic philosophies.
by HumaneAnimal June 3, 2018
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woke

the ironic state of being so hopelessly indoctrinated by the mainstream PC culture of being aggressively anti-establishment, individualistic, tolerant, and overtly aware of every marginalized social demographic that you march in lockstep with the establishment that promotes these false virtues by encouraging you to shed any remnant of individual thought or expression that does not align with the establishment's prescribed virtues, refuse to tolerate any deviation from those virtues in yourself or others, and marginalize others by reducing everyone to nothing more than a collection of immutable traits such as race, gender, and sexual orientation.
Hey! Did you see Marla's new frog/froggy pronouns? Frog identifies as frog after frog saw a 60 minutes exposé about gay, black, female republicans having internalized racist, misogynist tendencies because all gays, blacks, and women are supposed to be democrats. Frog then realized that as a white person frog wasn't oppressed enough to have a valid point of view which made frog sad and want a bath. Then frog realized frog like being in water as much as frog liked being out of the water just like a frog, so frog must be frog! Afterwards, Frog got a promotion at work for being so woke!
by soultrip September 26, 2022
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woke-check

The act of calling someone out for being less woke than you are. May be used as a form of social shaming or in a sarcastic, friendly manner.
Did you see Shannon try to woke-check our Head of Diversity? Not a smart move.
by Schaaf April 30, 2019
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Woke

Supposed Meaning: State of acknowledgement of reality, such as injustice of some people. People who acknowledge there're problem might be considered Woke.

Meaning in current time: An ideology that proclaim to fight for injustice against minority, but in reality, causing problem to people include innocent people using minority as excuse, in order to gain themselves Moral Superiority Feeling, Clout, Personal benefit, or Excuse for Criminal Activity, etc.
Supposed: After learning how black people got bullied because of different in skin color, I want to help them, as I am woke at hated against black people.

Current: Alex: "I am calling everyone to attack this streamer, JoeTheMac, because he misgenders Allan! This is unforgivable"

Jimmy: "What the fuck are you talking Alex, JoeTheMac exposes Allan for Sexual harassment against Joe's sister. Stop being Woke and justify Criminal you idiot!"
by M.Sadly March 31, 2023
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Woke

Utilizing one's identity as a tool to acquire socio-political power and assert changes rooted in a belief of moral superiority, which may lack empirical or objective support, but are based solely on subjective moral judgments.
Why do they need to add every diversity in existence in this movie? It ruins the plot.
These people are woke.
by Gary Western March 16, 2023
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Woke

"Woke": A state of leftist liberal brainwashing and propaganda imposed on society through politics, media, public education and peer pressure under the guise of "social justice" and political activism, with the goals of dismantling European white ethnic and national identity, conservative ethics, common sense and universal Christian moral and family values.
Braindead leftist liberal moron: "I'm so woke I hate all white people, am unashamedly a supporter of BLM, Antifa, LGBTQ and I hate all Christians too! And I hate God, and conservatives, and capitalism, and property rights, and free speech and free thought and critical thinking and common sense and...and...and...whatever else my beloved celebrity idols tell me to hate! And I love communism and socialism and...and...and whatever else my celebrity idols tell me to love and support! Yeah! Social justice! Screw white people!"

Normal person: "Cringe!"
by De La Vega October 4, 2023
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