Dropping the Chili

When you attempt to fart while naked and standing, but poop instead.

“Hey, are there any extra towels? I ended up dropping the chili again in the shower”

by Dutch Smooth July 22, 2024

vegan chili

Meatless chili...also known as spaghetti sauce

Hey Amanda how's that spaghetti sauce? It's not spaghetti sauce...it's my vegan chili...

by jiggityjrock September 6, 2016

Martin's Chili

Chili that has been made in the depths and bowels of Hell itself. Your asshole will feel as if someone fucked you with a round cheese grater.

He ate Martin's Chili yesterday. He's been in the hospital for about 6 years now and even the best doctors can't repair his asshole.

by foreskingobbler July 22, 2021

Chili twist

The act of putting hot sauce on an erect penis and giving a blow job to the man

“Dude, I hooked up with this girl and she did the chili twist on me”

by Andre Binks August 16, 2025

Chili bowl

When 2 or more friends poop in the same toilet without flushing.

Friend 1: how was Stephanie’s party last night

Friend 2: pretty good, she was bitchy so we chili bowled the shit out of her parents bathroom

by Keegert June 24, 2018

Washington Chili Bowl

Involves a dildo wrapped in vegan bacon and hash oil, a corded telephone, some hot sauce and an anus. A close cousin to the Texas Chili Bowl.

He gave me a Washington Chili Bowl. As a man, I was a little startled, but we both went to the University of Washington so it made sense.

by Texas Hook 'Em February 1, 2024

Chili Dog

When someone vomits on a penis while giving head,

Whether they were drunk or have a sensitive gag reflex.

“Your mom gave me the biggest chili dog last night after drinking two Kahula n coffee’s”

by Tittywanker August 3, 2023