telekinesis

The ability to translate and/or transform matter through time and space by altering the informational component of the quantum waves defining the mass in question. See psionics.

Telekinesis can only be achieved when an individual has understood the principles of psionics.

by Mystikan July 2, 2004

Telepathy

Communication between two or more minds.
The sender may project a certain thought to another, which may be interpreted in a number of ways (color, number, letter, words, etc) by the reciever.

Telepathy is used by the supposed "Wingmakers" to keep in contact with one another.

by Shay'oul May 19, 2004

Telly

What British people say to describe a TV.

Nigel: Gotta go watch the rugby game on my new flatscreen telly!
Winston: Spot on old chap!

by Drowning fish May 23, 2011

Telefrag

To frag through teleportation. First appearance in the game of Doom.

Player A is standing on teleporter destination pad. Player B enters source pad. Player B ends up killing Player A.

by Matthew Black August 20, 2004

appointment television

the decision of tv viewers to schedule their time so that they watch a specific program at a specific time

opposite of viewers who sit down in front of a tv and watch whatever is on

People who schedule their lives around tv practice appointment television.

by dp916 May 9, 2004

it were proper bo i tell thee

used by craaaaaaig daaaavid in the hit UK show Bo Selecta

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

TelBru

The most expensive and slow internet provider and the only ISP that is available in Brunei. It could make u crazy if they throttle your internet connection to make you pay more to them. #FuckTelBru

Palui jua eh TelBru ani, sikit-sikit abis tia quota

by Ba, Waw, Lam, shin, ya, ta August 3, 2019