Mouse tail tea bag

When a man sits between a womans legs while she is on her period. He then only uses his teath to pull her tampon out, hitting himself in the face.

I was so drunk last night, i had a mouse tail tea bag from my wife.

by chino_on_ice January 23, 2012

Cooking Up Lobster Tails

Actually not a euphemism or metaphor for anything, some guys just fucking love lobster tails

This guy is homeless, but he loves cooking up lobster tails and eating olives straight from the jar

by thebigyeti March 14, 2021

Fairy tale hairy tail

When someone uses a combination of fairy tales and dodgy stories to describe something or an event.

James was so vague and all over the place man telling me what happened in the bar last night, his usual fairy tale hairy tail kinda storytelling!

by pouyabagheri June 7, 2019

Cooler than a giraffe’s tail

A phrase common in Southern California, started by the younger generation. Often used to express great fondness of an object, person, etc.

Person 1: Look at that surfboard over there dude
Person 2: That’s cooler than a giraffe’s tail!
Person 1: I know right?!

by TaeTaeBear_Bts March 9, 2021

wing wanger for a duck's tail

Any item or tool whose name doesn't immediately come to you.

"Would you hand me that....that...wing wanger for a duck's tail, so I can finish the oil change."

by jeremy white August 7, 2006

tuck it up your tail

A frequently heard suggestion, made by one incarcerated person to another when contraband is passed and needs to be quickly hidden from the light of day from those in authority.

Here’s the radio you requested from Big Bubba, but you better tuck it up your tail pretty quick because here comes Sgt. Pimpleface!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2023

San Francisco Rooster Tail

This is when one or more parties engage in sexual activity with a frozen chicken leg inserted in their anus.

I probably got sominilia from doing that San Francisco Rooster Tail a couple weeks ago.

by Chicagodan November 14, 2011