by SAMMER OF THE GODS July 12, 2006
The "jesus bolts" are the small, high-tensile bolts that attach the rotor pitch control push rods to the swash plateon a helicopter.
If one of these bolts fails, then one of the 'copter's rotors will be decoupled from the cyclic/collective pitch control, which is generally thought of as a Bad Thing; they are so called because if you've led a good life, afther the failure Jesus is the next person you meet.
See also zero survivability incident
If one of these bolts fails, then one of the 'copter's rotors will be decoupled from the cyclic/collective pitch control, which is generally thought of as a Bad Thing; they are so called because if you've led a good life, afther the failure Jesus is the next person you meet.
See also zero survivability incident
Pilot: "Is this thing good to go ?"
Engineer: "Yeah, we even gave you new Jesus Bolts !"
Pilot: "Gee, thanks."
Engineer: "Yeah, we even gave you new Jesus Bolts !"
Pilot: "Gee, thanks."
by eighthofseven August 13, 2007
by jarridwilson January 20, 2016
by Dbert71 December 24, 2008
A substitute for when people feel like saying Jesus Christ but don't want to. So they say Jesus Chrysler instead.
by SolidSnake1162 May 21, 2008
Refering to pop star Lorde, who is infact, a Prettier Jesus, as she states in her song "Solar Power".
by ellasellaphant July 01, 2022
Yeah, he acts like he's offended by people's foul language, but he's not all that either because he's really just plastic Jesus.
by Ngstfld June 30, 2018