Gypsy Tea

Tea with random things added to it to make you feel better when you are sick. Like a Hot Toddy, liquor is the number one ingredient that makes tea "gypsy tea" and rum, whiskey and brandy are the most common types added. The alcohol numbs pain and makes you pass out. Other things frequently added are cloves, orange juice, honey, zinc, vitamin c or tinctures of things like elderberry or Echinacea. Any home remedy can go into gypsy tea. Gypsy lore says all kinds of things cure sicknesses (depending on what Gypsy you talk to). They might put in weird analgesic's, shrooms, strange poultice's, eyelashes, shoelaces of an elderly man, lizard tails or who knows what. Don't ever buy tea from a Gypsy unless you are willing to go to spirit world for a few days.

I am very sick with a headache, sore throat, aches, cough and runny nose. I am going to make up a batch of Gypsy Tea and drink it until I pass out. Hopefully I will feel better in the morning when I return from my Gypsy Tea la la land aka Spirit World.

by outlawjo November 1, 2013

Pot tea

Tea that is made with pot.

Guy #1: I just drank a cup of pot tea. Guy #2: What? You just drank a cup of potty? Gross! Guy #1: No ...not potty....pot tea!

by JoeyBomm September 25, 2021

little tea

A person who has a little tea or just is a little tea in general

A persons name is little tea

by Mayooooooo October 3, 2017

Spicy tea

Spicy tea is a phrase for someone saying hot gossip. If someone has spicy tea they have gossip on some one or something that they just have to let out. A celebrity ussaly James Charles spills the tea to his sisters.

"Hey sisters there is some spicy tea or ethan"

by DatKidThatAteToast January 2, 2019

Shit tea

When a man shits an a girls mouth and makes tea out of it and drinks it

Oh nick just drank shit tea

by Nogtaunrbff December 21, 2020

Blessing the Tea

Bringing undue gravity or religious, spiritual or philosophical contexts to situations that are inconsequential to others in your social sphere.

I know you liked the movie, but I kind of feel like you were blessing the tea by relating it to my relationship with my father and then starting to cry. It was a Rob Schneider movie, after all.

by poopygrim February 21, 2011

jesus tea

jesus tea is something you drink. it is holy. like me. gina linetti is holy. listen to jesus by drippy d on spotify because yes. we love jesus tea. we know all his secrets.

i like jesus tea

by gina linetti is fuckin great May 27, 2020