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Christmas Eve Syndrome 

When one cannot fall asleep due to the sheer excitement of what is to come the next day. A common case of children not being able to fall asleep on Christmas Eve for the excitement of seeing what toys they will unwrap the next morning.
I was suffered from Christmas Eve Syndrome last night because I was too excited to see my girl the next day.
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Chicken Little Syndrome 

Every time someone believes the hype behind an apocalyptic theory that will end the world, and the hysteria that ensues. It is an old cumulative tale about a chicken (or a hare in an early version) who believes the world is coming to an end. The phrase "The sky is falling" has passed into the English language as a common idiom indicating a hysterical or mistaken belief that disaster is imminent.
Suffering from Chicken Little Syndrome, Johnny believes that either the Mayans were just lazy, or the world is coming to an end in 2012.

Permanent drunk syndrome

A mental disorder where the subject seems to be in the state of being drunk, even when sober.
A: That guy Camille is crazy... is he drunk?
B: No he's got PDS, Permanent drunk syndrome. It's like he's drunk all the time.
A: Weird...

Good Will Hunting Syndrome 

Condition in which a person believes life is a big coming-of-age drama starring them, and the rest of the people in the world are either supporting characters or extras. They are obsessed with figuring themselves out: Why is my life so hard? When will I be happy? Why can't I get what I want? What's wrong with me? Who will finally tame my wild spirit and get me to settle down? Life, to them, is a quest to answer these questions, and it should be everybody else's quest too.
All he does is talk about himself. He definitely has Good Will Hunting syndrome.

Headphone Syndrome 

When someone is wearing headphones and speaks very loud because s/he tries to speak over the music.
Mike: Hey man how's it going?
Joe:I'M FINE, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU!!!!!?
Mike: Whoh man, watch it you're suffering from a little bit of headphone syndrome
Headphone Syndrome by Black Majik September 27, 2005
Word of the Day on March 6, 2007

40 Questions Syndrome 

The condition in which, after presenting for oral exams in AP US History, you no longer care about school.
Kranny, having drawn the wild card and selected the easy WWI home front analysis essay, suffered from 40 questions syndrome for the next two weeks.

airhead syndrome 

disease characterised by the constant thinking of flowers, cute guys, stars, rainbows, glittery & pretty things. Symtoms- daydreaming constantly, getting 30% in algebra tests, thinking Ricky Martin or goth/emo/punk guys like Lauri Ylonen are hot/cute, buying prety pink stuff and painting your nails "Purrrty pink princess". Cure: unknown. contaigious: some cases are suspected. Infection: due to a breakup, going to frequently to claire's, and unknown causes too.
Dude, airhead syndrome is becoming a pandemic.
airhead syndrome by maxichic March 1, 2006