Syndicracy

Rule by corporation. From syndicate, a business group and -cracy, to rule or govern.

With all the money our president gets from Big Business, you might say we're living in a Syndicracy.

by Juan Heath January 21, 2005

System Opinionstrator

One who claims to maintain or support a computer system but in all actuality only has opinions on how it should be done and may in fact have no hands-on experience to back up said advice.

The chief system opinionstrator criticized how the system administrators actually handled the upgrade, nevermind he had never done an upgrade himself.

by splittingwedge November 8, 2007

Sylvester Equation

An equation that tells you exactly how many beers you would need to drink to make a conscious decision to sleep with a girl. Person using the equation must be sober.

10 - X = # of beers

where '10' is the maximum 'hotness' score a girl can recieve, 'X' is the score given to the girl (1-10). The subtraction yields the number of beers one needs to consume.

*note: a beer can also be replaced by a 1oz. shot or mixed drink equivalent to one ounce of alcohol (40% or greater)

(taking place at local bar/club/party)

GUY1: Hey man what do you think of that girl over by the bar?

GUY2: Man, I'd give her a 4 outta 10

GUY1: Yea she does look pretty beat. Well according to the Sylvester Equation I'm gunna need 6 beers before I try to get any.

by buffalo ny March 6, 2010

sysop sweat

Perspiration (usually but not always from the pittles) from a sysop {short for, "system operator"}, a person who operates a BBS.

{Julio}: Hey Dave! What's that wet shit on the floor?!?
{Dave}: Oh nothing Julio. It's just some sysop sweat.

by Telephony July 20, 2014

syrape

When a person puts a disgusting amount of syrup on something.

I went to brunch with Jake and he totally syraped his pancakes.

by Kernerner March 4, 2017

Syracusing

when you hit a car parked next to you with your car door

don’t do a syracuse
look at him he’s syracusing

by yuhayeyuhaye October 22, 2017

symphonee

Is a Girl who is loving ,Caring N ain't scared to fight anyone over her family & Friends , Thickk & she's a loyal Bestfriend & will ride or die for anyone she loves . Doesn't like Fake people. Symphonee a girl who will give you her all & everything .She has a very Funny personality & aggravating to some people , Great Bestfriend or friend & girlfriend.

Symphonee is So amazing ♥

by Ssc11 January 1, 2018