[Swifty]

1. The name given to someone who's football club is called the "Swifts."

2."Like a Swifty." A incredibly bad or embarrassing performance at something which the person/s tried there hardest at.

"Hey dude, you remember Mark right?"

"Yea?"

"Well, he chocked on his big exam and now he has to repeat the year."

"Like a Swifty!"

by The swifty November 4, 2008

swite

A cross between shite and sweat. The most horrible of bumcreek sweaty liquid with the nastiest of niffs

If for instance you've been boozin for a couple of days in a very warm environment without opportunity for a shower. If you wrung your undies out, you'd have swite.

Or if you wipe your ass after a dump and the paper is soggy not from a submarine splash. you got it. its swite

by drew23ski April 30, 2009

Switchbitch

A child, usually under the age of 12 or 13, and can be spoiled, who has a Nintendo Switch but is not worthy of owning one. This can be because of their age, the fact that they are spoiled by their parents, or because of their ignorant ingratitude for owning one.

"Hey, look. That little kid is playing Fortnite on a Nintendo Switch."
"Pfft. He's a Switchbitch for sure."

by Just another internet user November 13, 2018

swifty

swagger but more swag with it

ohh yeaaa, get swifty with me babyyy

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

Dungle Switch

A cord or extension of rope that hangs from one's rectum.

Fred: Hey Bill, what's that string coming out of the back of your pants?

Bill: Don't touch that man, that's my dungle switch...

by Joedog727 November 9, 2012

Hungarian Switcheroo

It is a tricky sex game, like the cincinnati switcheroo, but with a russian roulette twist. You and your friends ejaculate in the same condom, mix the material, then an other person (who didn't ejaculate) do the cincinatti switcheroo. 9 months later the guy who gets the baby, lose.

We played the Hungarian Switcheroo and I lost, now Janice demand child support.

by Saelliv Malmoe February 14, 2019

Nintendo Switch Player

A person who wants to play all the "cool" online games with friends, but is too broke to afford a real console.

Example: Fortnite

You: Guys lets play a game
Your friend: Ok let me get on my Xbox
Other friend: Ok ima get on my PlayStation
Nintendo Switch Player: Ok I'm ready! (Grabs out of bag)

by Darth That Makes Words March 17, 2021